Mo Brooks Is Plenty P*ssed That Swalwell Served Process, Threatens Him With Criminal Action For ‘Accosting My Wife’

If you want to jump into the guessing game, “WTF is wrong with Mo Brooks?” feel free. Nobody can figure out what his issue is with running from Eric Swalwell’s process servers like he was Harrison Ford running from Tommy Lee Jones in The Fugitive. All anybody knows is that, quite plausibly, Mo Brooks would have also jumped off a waterfall to avoid service of process. At least in the movie, you knew why and what the stakes were. With respect to Brooks in real life, nobody has a remote clue. So speculate away.

This was Brooks’ reaction to it all.

.@EricSwalwell Well, Swalwell FINALLY did his job, served complaint (on my WIFE).

HORRIBLE Swalwell’s team committed a CRIME by unlawfully sneaking INTO MY HOUSE & accosting my wife!

Alabama Code 13A-7-2: 1st degree criminal trespass. Year in jail. $6000 fine.

More to come! pic.twitter.com/d7ikQFdM10

— Mo Brooks – Endorsed By President Trump ?? (@MoBrooks) June 6, 2021

Maybe Brooks is amazed that Swalwell actually did his job. Yes, Mo, some elected officials do. We know that you don’t but some do.

In all events, nobody knows what the criminal trespass was. It’s been speculated that maybe Brooks’ wife tried to slam the door and the process server put his foot in the jamb. How that rates as “criminal trespass” or “accosting” someone is interesting. It used to be, back in days of yore of process serving, that the server had to actually touch the servee with the papers. I suppose Mo Brooks would argue that as assault and battery.

And has the sublime irony occurred to you, that Mo Brooks caused a criminal trespass, a literal one, at the Peoples’ House, on January 6? We’re quite sure that Swalwell’s investigator didn’t smear caa caa all over your floors or smash your doors and windows. That, Congressman, is criminal trespass.

But Brooks is beside himself, make no mistake. He accidentally doxed himself while lashing out at the other congressman.

While ranting like a lunatic and claiming to be a victim because his wife was handed a piece of paper, Mo Brooks accidentally tweeted his Gmail password and pin numbers.

He's Mr. Underhill from Fletch. pic.twitter.com/w6YyyqF9o9

— Josh Moon ?? (@Josh_Moon) June 6, 2021

Pssst, Mo, this is how to look at it: the process server wasn’t an intruder, s/he was only a tourist. There. Doesn’t that make it all better? Take two (pounds of) Valium, call us in the morning.