I’m so glad that the pandas are back in the stolen election scenery. They appeared for a while in Arizona, you may recall, when there was talk of bamboo ballots, imported from China no less, and so the smart money was saying, let’s hire pandas to find the bamboo ballots. I mean, if you want a job done, you hire a professional, right? Right.
Follow closely with me here, or you’ll get lost. Remember, we deal with the labyrinthine “mind” of Mike Lindell. Lindell is now Kandiss Taylor’s knight in white satin. He’s alleging that he’s got “preliminary evidence” that Brian Kemp stole the election from Taylor. Kemp got 73% to Taylor’s 3% and that’s because of the pandas taking their cut, 5%.
Watch.
After careful deliberation and objective analysis of the Georgia Republican Primary, Mike Lindell says he has “preliminary evidence” that Brian Kemp (73%) stole the Governor’s election from Kandiss Taylor (3%). pic.twitter.com/jP1k2QLhuj
— Ron Filipkowski ?? (@RonFilipkowski) June 6, 2022
If you went blind — or crazy, or both — reading the subtitles, here they are.
Bad subtitles are a pox upon the land. They really should be outlawed because the fact of the matter is, they so frequently confuse more than they enlighten and this is a graphic example.
What worsens this situation is that Taylor herself is claiming that the election was stolen. As Ricky Ricardo used to say, “Eye eye eye eye eye.”
Kandiss ‘Jesus, Guns, Babies’ Taylor, who lost the GA Gov primary with just 3.4% of the vote, says the election was rigged, GA is communist, and the people of GA are like a fish that was caught then thrown in a bucket but are flopping around on the ground. pic.twitter.com/y37illBxkR
— Ron Filipkowski ?? (@RonFilipkowski) June 5, 2022
David Perdue, thankfully, is remaining silent and not embarrassing himself further.
You can see the handwriting on the wall here. For every so many elections, there will be a wingnut or two that will refuse to accept the results and who will hook up with Mike Lindell and the two of them will go into the sunset chasing the mirage of fraud. At least there’s some entertainment value in it.
My favorite part of this election is that Taylor said that she got fewer votes than she had volunteers, which means she was either confused about the number of volunteers that she actually had, or, she had the number of volunteers right but many of them didn’t vote for her. Either way you cut it, that is a sobering statement.
I tried to understand what Lindell was saying about “17%. What is that rabbit?” but I couldn’t figure it out. I haven’t studied the ways of QAnon enough, I guess, to know how the rabbits fit in, but I’m very hip to the pandas and the bamboo. That was all the rage in Maricopa County last year.
Stay tuned for the next episode. It isn’t going to get any saner, that much I feel safe in guaranteeing.
3% put her no better than a very distant third. Adding 5% wouldn’t help her at all.
Lindell isn’t living in this universe.
Lindell got divorced from reality quite a while back. Kandiss Taylor was resoundingly whopped, as was David Perdue. On those facts, you just politely concede and withdraw. Making up a conspiracy theory just makes these people look idiotic. But it keeps them in the limelight. That must be the reason for it.