I said many years ago when this whole Bizarro World Trump phenomenon began going that the only thing that Donald Trump hadn’t done yet, to shock the sensibilities, was to relieve himself on stage. What if I was wrong about that? What if, in fact, it became necessary for him to do just that, and so in order to cover this activity, he came up with the following grunting, moaning joke? You have to admit, this “joke” might have been funny, but the fifteenth time or so it was very worn out. But, still he persists.

What you’re about to hear is definitely out there. And I’m not saying it’s true. Maybe Michael Cohen just means this as a jape. But it is a theory which fits the facts and unfortunately there’s one thing I’ve learned about Trump these past seven years: as bad as you know it is, or think it is, it’s always much worse. On that you may depend. Take a look and see what you think.

And here’s another rumor going on around Trump world. Same thing, wouldn’t it be bizarre if it was true? Supposedly the explanation for Melania’s repeated snubs of Donald are because of the way he smells and the fact that she’s been contained in a close space near him. Same caveat, check it out. See what you think. It’s all too weird for me, but that’s been the case since Day 1, when Trump came down the escalator and the paid extras all began cheering him. It hasn’t gotten any saner since then, let’s just put it that way.

Here’s Adam Kinzinger elaborating a bit more. This is some imagery. Don’t listen to this if you’re about to sit down to dinner, it will spoil your appetite.

Just FYI, Laura Loomer made a desperate try two days ago to get #BidenSmells, #BidenPoopedHisPants and a few others to trend and splat. Never left the ground. That’s because Joe is up in years, but he’s fit, he’s dignified and he’s not making a flaming idiot of himself all the time. People don’t feel about Biden the way they feel about Trump. Trump is resoundingly and deeply hated in this country by a lot of people. Presidents have always been hated by somebody, that goes with the turf, but not like this.

Well, I think it’s safe to say that 2023 is ending on a sufficiently peculiar note. Who knows what we’ll be talking about a year from now? If there’s one thing I can say with great assurance, it’s been that Trump has managed to tweak the cultural narrative like no one and nothing I’ve ever seen. What was outlandish at first became the new normal very quickly.

We are not the same country that we were. And unfortunately, like a pickle never goes back to being a cucumber, I’m not sure what lasting effects Trump has had on America. We’re not done with him yet. 2024 should define him once and for all.

Or, maybe he’ll declare he’s running in 2028. Anything is possible, anything can happen. Just consider the possibilities, and if you can think of others, please share it with the rest of us:

  1. He’ll have some medical calamity and either die or be incapacitated;
  2. The 14th Amendment will either preclude him from running or prevent him from winning;
  3. He’ll be convicted;
  4. He’ll be sentenced;
  5. Maybe he’ll even be incarcerated;
  6. He could win, as he’s constantly crowing that he’s going to, but you see the truth of how he doesn’t really believe that all the time. The week doesn’t go by when he doesn’t issue one of his all-caps blasts about how the 2024 election is now being stolen by hordes of immigrants that the DNC is registering to vote as they escort them across the border on a red carpet.

When Trump’s not kvetching about that, he’s issuing dire predictions about an horrific stock market crash when/if he loses in 2028. He’s not the soul of confidence in his own win, that’s an absolute. He’s even paranoid enough about losing the GOP primary to where he unleashes on his opponents there, viciously. Why bother? He’s always been double digits ahead, so why the putdowns, “Birdbrain” “Fake Vivek” “DeSanctimonious?”

Only a couple of hours more and we’ll be in 2024. These questions will all be answered then.

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  2. The malodorous mango is at that point in his shitty existence where he can’t tell the difference between knowing ‘his shite and he’s shite’. It’s all leaked out now Don Don, because karma has no menu, you are served what you deserve, and it looks like you’re nearly up to your ears in it. All because of your own doing. Shite happens doesn’t it Don Don, eh.

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  3. “He’s even paranoid enough about losing the GOP primary to where he unleashes on his opponents there, viciously. Why bother? He’s always been double digits ahead, so why the putdowns, “Birdbrain” “Fake Vivek” “DeSanctimonious?””

    That’s the way bullies always work. No matter how “strong” they are, they won’t let up with insults against the targets/victims of their bullying. They have to continually remind the targets of their inferior/lesser status.

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  4. He will announce he’s running again, possibly before this campaign is over. He’s going to have to keep milking the magas for money, especially after he loses Trump org. (do you get the feeling Jr and Eric don’t understand that when that’s gone they won’t have an income?) Trump has the magas so conditioned that he’s such a winner that when he loses they’ll turn their backs on him and crawl back under their rotting logs. they won’t bother looking for someone new, and if he isn’t worth bothering with anymore that’s the end for them. they’ll still be there, they’ll hopefully just stay quiet and out of sight.

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  6. It would seem that at least here at P.Z., people would not be so eager to ridicule an incontinent, elderly person. It’s akin to making fun of a rat terrier for being small. More to the point-a lot of us are getting older and closer to being regular purchasers of Depends and karma, being the b*tch she is, would love to start biting asses over this one.

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