Ahhh, the party of family values, personal accountability and preserving western civilization generally. What have they come up with now? We know it must be profound. What’s that you say? A catfight between two congresswomen? Yes, indeed. Marjorie Taylor Greene started out being besties with Lauren Boebert. They both catcalled Joe Biden during his State Of The Union address. That’s always a bonding experience. But then Bobo wanted to steal Marge’s thunder when it came to bringing frivolous articles of impeachment and so things began to go downhill from there. It’s a bit like that TV show, Highlander, “in the end there can be only one.” There can be only one immortal left standing and in the GOP there can be only one white trash queen. Daily Beast:

It’s no secret that Greene’s relationship with Boebert is in the gutter. The two came to Congress together at the start of 2021 and were fast friends. As outspoken Trump allies, they had a lot in common.

But their relationship became strained as Greene cozied up to Kevin McCarthy (R-CA). During the speakership battle in January, the two had a screaming match in a bathroom just off the House floor, as Greene criticized Boebert for not supporting McCarthy’s bid.

Then, in June, Greene called Boebert a “little bitch” on the House floor. (Greene would later call The Daily Beast report breaking that news “impressively correct.”)

Since their floor confrontation, things have only gotten worse. First, Greene was booted from the Freedom Caucus over her behavior. Then came the September “groping” incident in which Boebert went on a date to see Beetlejuice and was caught on security footage vaping and engaging in—what she would later call in a public apology—“unacceptable” behavior with her date.

Greene, meanwhile, has been losing friends and making enemies. With her best ally in Congress no longer in a position of power—McCarthy—she’s apparently turned toward settling her score with Boebert.

“It’s ridiculous and dumb, doesn’t make any sense,” one of the GOP lawmakers said, referring to Greene’s whisper campaign. “If this is what you’re holding onto, you limit yourself.”

And as bad as that is, of course it gets worse. Because Marge doesn’t refer to Bobo as a hoe just generally among the other Republicans at the Capitol. She calls Bobo a hoe — or something bad — to the Big Orange Kahuna.

This second lawmaker additionally claimed Greene had trashed Boebert in a conversation with Donald Trump, though this member had no knowledge of the specific language Greene used in that conversation—just that the two had discussed Boebert. Yet another GOP member who speaks to Trump told The Daily Beast that Greene had, in fact, made “disparaging” remarks about Boebert to the former president, though again, this person didn’t have specifics about what Greene had said to Trump.

Trump didn’t return a request for comment via a spokesperson.

Well, all right, let’s go for accuracy here. Maybe Marge doesn’t call Bobo a hoe when she’s on the phone to Donald but I daresay she’s not singing her praises. Frankly, it wouldn’t surprise me if Marge escalated from hoe to the c-word when speaking to Donald. That’s one of his favorite descriptors, so it would make perfect sense.

Ahhh, again, what an invigorating political climate we live in. Home home of the deranged, where the fear and the paranoia rage, where never is heard an encouraging word and hoes diss each other to Donald all day.

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  1. This is your basic case of a couple of trailer trash junkies late on a Sat. night kegger vying for the least nasty, fat dude to take home and bang getting into it with each other – with one callin the other a crack-ho and the response being yeah? You’re a strung out crack-ho with the clap!

    Meanwhile Nancy Mace who has a bigger rack than either of them sits in her backyard in a house next to the trailer park enjoying the show, and continuing the process of gradually changing the color of her hair from black to blonde (notice how it’s been getting lighter) so as to look more like wannabe Princess Ivanka. Ah, the spectacle of GOP elected women vying to be Trump’s running mate. And Kristi Noem? Like Hope Hicks she’ll be around Trump in some servile capacity but nothing important as he’s not about to elevate one of Cory Lewendowski’s squeezes to top status.

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  2. Margie fancies herself as a,Southern Belle a la Scarlett O’Hara, not a white trash bimbo. She does come from.money, after all, and Daddy bought her a college degree. She looks down on Bobo for that reason. She’s long in the tooth for Bratty Matty but they do travel together a lot, and maybe she’ll do in a pinch so he doesn’t v get caught with another underage popsy.

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