Mar-a-Lago Owner Nods Off Listening To Horrific Fate Awaiting His Father

Alright, class, first we’re going to start off with the meme of the day, because you have to be in the right mood to process this next offering from Donald Trump, Jr. Junior, as you’ve undoubtedly heard, owns the most expensive home in America, worth four times what Bill Gates mansion is. No, we’re not talking about the architectural marvel in Bel Aire, California known as The House, with an asking price of $295 million. We’re talking about dumpty dowager Mar-a-Lago, who was built two years after the Great Gatsby was written and reflects that era and mind set. She was magnificent in the 1920s, it’s now the 2020s and styles have changed a tad.

Junior “bought” the place for $422 million just last week, which is a fine feat, because Junior’s net worth is reportedly $350 million. And full disclosure, that’s what Google says and Google has been known to report wildly exaggerated net worths for people. Now let’s get to the meme and then we can get to tonight’s tale.

The GOP has put us at a juncture in our history where we could lose democracy, due to a series of insane flukes. That’s what’s at stake and those odds are incredible to think about. And that’s what makes this situation with the Trump family the tragi/farce that it is, otherwise it would be simply farce. Because what you have here is a scenario where both Donald Trumps, Junior and Senior, are ready to collapse at the same time and which one drops dead first is even money. And that’s talking physically and mentally. As to financially, Senior has already demonstrated that Junior is going to take the fall for him, the recent possibly fraudulent transfer of Mar-a-Lago being just an example.

So here’s the scenario: you’ve got Lady Karma finally calling in the check on the Trump family. She’s been patient but now it’s time to pay up. Senior’s got more legal problems sprouting up than Iowa’s got stalks of corn and the bottom line is that he’s going to leave his kids holding the bag — at least the boys (not Barron.) Now with that set up, here’s Junior and he can’t even understand what the guy is saying. I don’t know what Junior’s ruination at the hands of his own father is going to look like but I can tell you, he won’t even see it coming. Not in this condition.

As Alex Jones’s former lawyer rambles on about how Trump’s indictments are all nonsense, I decided to see how Junior is holding up tonight. pic.twitter.com/YetYG05d8F

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) September 2, 2023

The lawyer speaking may be flippant, and Junior may be laughing dismissively, but the plain fact is that what the guy is referring to is an unprecedented spree of criminality that can only be described as pyrotechnic. The lawyer didn’t bring up the consequences because there is no way to spin them as a laughing matter. And Junior keeps nodding off. I wonder if he would have heard it if the man said, “And then they’ll take your father to the guillotine.” I doubt it. Or if he did hear, he would have laughed. White Lady, as cocaine is known in some circles, can render one non compus mentis and make everything sound just fine.

Now here’s a clip from Thursday which backs up my central thesis here, that Senior is going to throw his children under the bus.

You heard the man. Senior is delusional. He thinks he prevented nuclear holocaust. He also thinks the world never respected America so much as during his term, that tariffs brought “billions” into the treasury and that he handed Joe Biden a terrific set up vis a vis COVID-19. And we could go on.

So you’ve got nutty Daddy, his perpetually stoned eponymous son, Junior, his other son, Eric, who makes a box of rocks like like a savant by comparison, and what do you think will happen with that cast of characters, four indictments, a fractured GOP and MAGA crazies armed to the teeth all combine, like some once in a lifetime celestial confluence? Don’t know the answer to that, I only know that’s the direction we’re going.

What do we do here, class? We connect the dots. And what always happens when the topic is Trump? It.Gets.Worse!