In most cases I would not approve of Twitter denizens making fun of a seventy-something year old man looking his age and “swaying”, as most kindly put it, in an hotel lobby, coming in from a butt-freezing cold Iowa winter night, hair disheveled from the wind, gait unsure, and seemingly confused as to where his hotel room is hiding.
After all, our guy is no spring chicken, and the geriatric Senate sometimes looks like a Golden Corral buffet line at 4:30 PM.
But as his cultists insist on posting memes to the internet that depict the Diapered Don as a Superhero military leader, unflagging lover or All Star athlete, perhaps less rather than more decorum is called for…
So, let’s have a laugh:
‘My mommy said this was where the cocoa house was and that the Rockettes would bring me pancake time. I made a boom boom in my taco town. Do you have a banana?’
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) January 14, 2024
Your lip reading skills are inscrutable, JoJo 🤣🤣🤣
Think he’s entering the hobo phase of his decline.
— 🇵🇸 م و ل و ی (@Molvi_Toka) January 14, 2024
Yup.
He looks like he's about to star in Weekend at Donnie's
— ProLib 🇺🇦 (@prolibshow) January 14, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
Who let Grandpa slip his bed alarm 🚨
— Bill DeMayo (@BDeMayo) January 14, 2024
Yup.
He looks like the kinda guy he'd round up if he became president.
— 𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕖 (@SundaeDivine) January 14, 2024
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
So you’re tellin me that’s not the pigeon lady from Home Alone 3?
— The Saurus (@TheSaurus831) January 14, 2024
😂😂😂
Call makeup 😂
— Lou D (@gpadini) January 14, 2024
They had better be miracle workers.
— Gary 🏳️🌈🌊 (@GayresisterGary) January 14, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
— Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 (@KellyScaletta) January 14, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
— SCH (@Kaizen06) January 14, 2024
😂😂😂
Who wore it best???
🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂 pic.twitter.com/bodKt6TPwf— Gwenie 🤔 (@GwenieThinks) January 14, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
And folks are concerned about Joe? pic.twitter.com/zU5myazSUF
— Catherine🥂🥁 🇮🇱🇺🇦🇺🇸 Votes 4 Harm Reduction (@CMargaronis) January 14, 2024
Yup.
On his worst day Joe is more put together than drumpf was last night.
If it weren’t so unlikely, I’d think DeSantis’ entire advance team had migrated to Trump 2024.
Keep up the good work guys!
I think the guy by the dumpster would kick his butt!
“all I need is this mug with Ivanka on it. and this covfefe. and your covfefe.
that’s all I need.”
Buddy looks as haggard as we feel after 7 years of his f**key.
I noticed how he was walking, it looked like he was dragging his right leg maybe that’s how he always walks.
I agree. It’s not nice to make fun of old folks just because they don’t look all spiffy and might have some trouble getting around. Except… When they go around constantly trashing a rival who is actually athletic, trim, well kept etc. AND the person doing the trashing simultaneously paints himself as THE alpha male of alpha males, the superhero who can leap tall building in a single bound, slay a platoon of enemy soldiers with his bare hands, richer than god and the guy ALL other men wish they could be, AND who every woman on the earth wants to fuck.
THAT guy deserves every bit (and more) of mockery we can summon
My father at 88 with dementia made more sense than Donnie. He voted for Obama, thought Sarah Palin had great legs but was dumber than a box of rocks, and was disappointed by McCain.