Well, they have wrapped things up at Charlie Kirk’s “Turning Point USA” convention in Tampa, Florida, and what a wild and wacky weekend it was, with stellar guest speakers such as ex- President Shitforbrains, Shitforbrains Jr., Ted Cruz, Matt Gaetz, Haulin’ Josh Hawley and of course the Colorado Cuckoo herself – Lauren “BoBo” Boebert.
Yeah, only the best turned out to regale the every day folk,you know, the regular GOP voters…
Nazis with anti-Semitic signs, Desantis sign and flag, outside the TPUSA event today, where Trump, Desantis, Hawley, Cruz, Greene, Gaetz and Boebert spoke: “We kicked all your n——s asses in Rhodesia. It was a race war in Africa between whites and blacks.” 🎥 @davedeckerphoto pic.twitter.com/2VVis0k5Y2
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) July 23, 2022
…that turned out to cheer on their heroes.
And, a favorite of mine, Aaron Rupar, was there also, to document the stupidest of the stupid…
Like Matt Gaetz… being the biggest asshole of the show…
Gaetz: "Why is it that the women with the least likelihood of getting pregnant are the ones most worried about having abortions? Nobody wants to impregnate you if you look like a thumb." pic.twitter.com/0qqvun3Pf8
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) July 23, 2022
Shitforbrains Sr. still pissed that The NY Times won Pulitzers for their Trump/Russia coverage…
he's still mad about the NYT's Pulitzers pic.twitter.com/qIRZKDN61o
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) July 24, 2022
With an assist from Acyn, Shitforbrains Jr. babbling incoherently…
Jr: Like I’ve never seen like she can do like a half an hour and like there’s no like three words. No it’s like I don’t know whether to be like upset or impressed. You know? It’s like.. she was like.. Like, like like that’s next pic.twitter.com/nheGArhmaX
— Acyn (@Acyn) July 23, 2022
And my favorite Lauren Boebert denying she’d schtupped Ted Cruz…
Lauren Boebert: "Contrary to popular belief, I have never been as escort for Senator Ted Cruz." pic.twitter.com/f7F8iiGncU
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) July 23, 2022
Really, BoBo, not even once?
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When you have to keep telling people that you’re not an escort, tho. https://t.co/RRjQcH3TbY
— PoliticOhMyGawd (@PoliticOhMyGawd) July 23, 2022
She should explain this then 🤷🏻♀️ https://t.co/RJNvvsz6r9
— Just Gladys (vaxxed & votes blue) 🌻 (@JustGladys2) July 23, 2022
OMG, the pause after saying “I have never been an escort….for Ted Cruz”. Definitely been an escort and likely for the Koch’s
— 60 HIMARS to Ukraine or Bust (@GraceJansen2) July 23, 2022
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Any decent interviewer/nvestigator/interrogator knows: pay close attention when your subject answers a question you didn’t ask.https://t.co/BncvjnfsCP
— Rob (@rsayre) July 24, 2022
“I will not run away”
Josh Harley— Mary Allen (@marytomallen) July 23, 2022
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“It doesn’t sound possible—I know—but Ted Cruz is even less cool than you thought.”
— Robin Fulford for Congress TX-CD2 (@RobinFulfordTX) July 23, 2022
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Eww. That didn’t even cross my mind. Surely no one would do it gratis.
— Nan (@nanleavell) July 24, 2022
Well, I think you…er… put all that to bed, Lauren.
Now deny you are an idiot.
lol
MTG: “Two for the number of boobs, plus your chest size in inches times a zillion!”
they so dumb af
Ah, hell and I thought it was a bra made out of snake skin.
Why didn’t you call Matt Gaetz “Dick for Brains”. That where his thinking always takes him.
I dunno. The argument against the escort thing is the amount of abject stupidity one would have to endure just to get laid. It reminds me of Shawshank where Andy had to crawl through 500 yards of shit to freedom. Of course it’s piggy unkempt, cowardly Cruz we’re talking about. They seem like a lovely couple.