Junior Looks Like Somebody Slugged Him, Plus He’s Lost More Weight

This is not the picture of a healthy man. Donald Trump, Jr., is the opposite of the Portrait of Dorian Gray. His photos from youth look just fine, it’s the face he presents to the world that shows all his vices. Here he is raving about his podcast. The part I enjoy is that he’s got somebody who will “leak” Devon Archer’s testimony and that’s already being used to line birdcages and wrap fish, Junior, we hate to be the ones to break it to you.

Twitchy’s eyes are bloody slits and the hands are flying today. pic.twitter.com/lbTOZMgeBH

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) July 31, 2023

He looks scrawny. He’s not filling out the shirt he’s wearing, it’s hanging on him. At first I thought it was wrinkled, now I think it’s just too big.

Now the following is interesting. I don’t know if it’s true but it certainly sounds plausible. Take it with this caveat. Even though I despise the Trumps, I don’t want to spread falsehoods about them. That’s their game.

Donald had cocaine issues, too. He burned a permanent necrotic hole in his palate from snorting coke back from his Studio 54 days through Epstein’s parties. The prosthetic slips, making him slur “United Shatsh,” he never stopped snorting Adderall pic.twitter.com/GmxEJj2ZJW

— Apocalyptic Apoplectic Apothecary (@apothecarysees) July 31, 2023

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— (((The Taiji Reporter)))🐬🇺🇦 (@TheTaijiNews) July 31, 2023

Here’s Junior’s fiance for the past five years but who’s counting? And she looks like she’s doing an intro for Only Fans. She is far and away the only “political commentator” who goes on air with her cakes hanging out, so far as I know.

Kim says she has an “exciting show” tonight about the Deep State. pic.twitter.com/TXsxuFUIpq

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) July 31, 2023

Now this is a GOP power couple you’re looking at, folks. I don’t want to know what the dysfunctional ones look like. Spare me.

I don’t know what Kimberly is going to say about the Deep State but she has my trust if she’s going to speak about deep cleavage. She clearly has expertise there.

My prediction? If Junior doesn’t get help soon, he’s going to be taken to an ER. And maybe that’s already happened. The man is a screaming poster child for intervention.