Over the coming days we will hear a lot of rationalizations from Right Wing talking heads, radio propagandists and politicians concerning the failure to launch of the prophesied and breathlessly anticipated “red wave” last night; and the vast majority of these varied brain farts masquerading as thought will be conspiracy theories about stolen votes, Ukrainian phych-ops, invisible Martian thermonuclear satellites, and, my personal favorite… Republican voters having to wait in line to vote for a couple of hours.
But genius galaxy brain Jesse Watters, on his Faux Spews evening show today, has the definitive explanation for Republican electoral flaccidity bouncing around in his otherwise empty cranium like a BB in an empty freight car:
There is just not enough hatred for Joe Biden out there.
Guess there are just too few FJB tees and “Let’s Go Brandon” bumper stickers circulating to really stir up a decent shit-storm of foaming at the mouth detestation in the masses.
If only Joe had more pigmentation or lady parts…
Wow….. admitting the Right is both Sexist and Racist at the same time…. That’s gonna hurt
— ARoss (@Adam_E_Ross) November 9, 2022
Won’t hurt him with his audience.
Not for lack of trying. And Watters seems disappointed.
— 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐢 (@ChidiNwatu) November 9, 2022
Yup.
It’s like there’s something different about Obama that made him easier for the GOP to hate, I wonder what it could be…
— Let's Go Gophers (@Lionel_Hutz_Esq) November 9, 2022
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The fact they think their entire strategy has to hinge on how much the Dem is hated rather than how good their own candidate is tells you everything.
— Eli (@Eli_Fit1) November 9, 2022
… meanwhile Obama won not 1 but 2 Presidential elections – both popular vote and electoral college (I know.. a novel concept to Republicans). The resentment was stoked solely by Fox News, Rush Limbaugh and the likes of Donald Trump…
— Democratic Tweeter (@WileELiberal) November 9, 2022
Seems like many more loved him than hated him. How did that happen?
And Brandon is okay with that.
— Random Voter 🇺🇦 (@Randomvoter99) November 9, 2022
Turned it around on them.
I like when Jesse loses it. Great change from that obnoxious smirk
— Diego Rodriguez (@DA_GO1222) November 9, 2022
We need to see more of it.
Oh look the party of hate and grievances. They truly are a pathetic bunch.
— Donna 💙💙 (@donnagv7) November 9, 2022
Yup.
"we just haven't done a good enough job, up next, Hunter nude photos"
— Survivingnsweatpants (@Mominsweats) November 9, 2022
😂😂😂
It was the tan suit.
— Joe Korcheck (@hamr7) November 9, 2022
Yup.
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Given that Waters has spent the better part of two years demonizing and degrading President Biden, this is basically a confession by Waters that he sucks at his job.
— 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 🌻 Michael (@Merv515) November 9, 2022
Jesse Watters breaking his own spine to not say "Biden is liked"
— Conor McAdam (@Conor_J_McAdam) November 9, 2022
And “Our policies suck.”
— Lauryn11 (@realnuttyqueen) November 9, 2022
There is some.
— Rosanne 🐕🦺🐾🇺🇦 (@RosanneR429) November 9, 2022
Deal with it and suck it, Jesse.
Well, I’d add there was one other factor contributing to the lack of Biden hate: Trump. How can you make people despise Uncle Joe when the guy he beat wouldn’t go away? Right now, Uncle Joe looks like the Lt. Columbo of politics.
Well mister Watters, this old white guy hates YOU and everyone like you. More than you hate Biden. Hell, more than you hate Obama and the Clintons even! My hatred runs deep and i know it’s harming me. But hell, back when we were embroiled in Beirut my 26 year old ass volunteered for the Marines. Infantry in fact despite literally any M.O.S. being available to me. So if my hatred which with apologies to the late, GREAT John Lewis I am unable to lay down takes some years off my life I’m ok with that. My hatred fuels my activism. Whether via political commentary or working to get voters to the polls. And if I had money I’d donate to candidates too. So mister Watters, go fuck yourself. And when you’re done do it again!
Ahhh, you are an honest salve to my tortured vile-Republican-tortured soul. Thank you Denis 🙂
Hey Jesse? Need a tissue?
Hey Dino that picture of Biden walking and talking to folks with DeSantis looking so forlorn is amazing! I love it!
Yeah, them poor folks over at fox drivel are just aghast that Joe Biden is an old white guy. If only he were a young black guy they could gin up some race baiting and whatever. Dammed if every time they think up something cool on Joe like their let’s go Brandon he finds a way to counter it and laugh it off. That kills the insult and usually takes that senile crap and stuffs it up their asses. Kinda comical if you ask me. Dam it all, anyway.