Jack Smith Puts Trump And His Legal Team On A Rug. And SCOTUS Pulls It Out

I just realized something tonight. I realized that Traitor Tot has exactly the Goodwill Industry Thrift Shop fleet of lawyers he deserves. Apparently they are no more capable of feeling and showing shame than their gutter slob boss.

Fortunately Special Counsel Jack Smith knows it too, and he’s charging through them like Patton on the way to the Rhine. I swear to God, these 3rd rate ambulance chasers are loke those dolls you had as a iid. You blow it up, and there’s s sand bottom. You bop them on the snoot, they fall backwards, then bounce back up, that same sh*t eating grin on it’s face. That’s what Jack Smith is doing to these ass clowns.

But now he went out and got medieval on their ass. Smith knows as well as anybody that Trump’s legal team is like an old time college basketball team before the 35 second clock. They’re running the four corner offense, just passing the ball around the edges, and burning out the clock on the game.

Right now Trump’s favorite judicial chew toy is the insufferable absolute immunity defense. Basically he’s doing a Nixon, claiming that If the President does it, it isn’t a crime. Every court that has heard this horsesh*t has treated it like the dead muskrat on Trump’s head, but it serves its purpose, it slows everything down. Right now that argument is awaiting a hearing in the 4th Circuit Court of Appeals.

So Smith did an alley-oop on Trump. Everybody already knows that El Pendejo Presidente’s goal is to run as much clock at each step as possible. So Smith decided to cut out the middleman.

Earlier today Smith filed a motion before the Supreme Court to bypass the Court of Appeals, and take up the matter itself on an expedited basis. His logic is simple and rock solid, Trump’s ultimate goal is to get this case before the Supreme Court, but only after it languishes in the Appeals court for months. We have a tight court schedule here, and insane public interest in Trump’s criminal follies, so why not rule on it right now, and dispense with all of the argle-bargle?

And the best part is that Smith is already halfway home. Here’s why. While it takes a minimum of four justices to agree to hear a case submitted to them, it takes five justices to agree to gear an expedited hearing. So Smith already has the majority he needs to succeed, just asking to be convinced.

And for once the SCOTUS is not d*cking around with Trump and his flying monkeys either. They gave Trump’s legal team until this Wednesday to file their motion in front of the appellate court, and until December 20th to respond to Smith’s motion to them. And good luck getting an extension on that when five of the justices are already lining up against you.

But here’s the beauty of the trap. Smith is literally hoisting the Trump legal team on its own petard. On the one hand, Trump’s legal team is playing Spaghetti, meet wall filing every motion they can to delay the inevitable. But on the other hand, they keep appearing in every court that will let them in after delousing, and vehemently arguing that their client’s presidential campaign is suffering irreparable damage every day he’s under indictment. this is pure election interference, and they want it stopped most riki-tik.

And what has Smith cornered these blinkered idiots into? How about this. By December 20th, the Trump legal team will have to submit an argument to the Supreme Court explaining why, even though their client is being irreparably harmed every day he’s under indictment, the court has no choice but to let the case work its way through the appellate court, taking more months of mortal harm to their client.

Yes. I just reread that paragraph, and it’s every bit as stupid as it sounded the first time. But this is the task that these 3rd grade law school prats have set themselves. They’re so busy trying to respond to the ever changing winds of His Lowness’s lam brained legal strategy, that they can’t even see the stupid legal knots they’re tying themselves into.

Keep a close eye on this. Trump’s team has to respond by December 20th, and the court could use that week between Christmas and New Years to set a hearing date after the new year. And in the case of US v Nixon, it only took the court six days to issue a ruling after oral arguments. This may just be the kill shot for Trump’s delay defense.

I thank you for the privilege of your time.