Delusional thinking is baked into the DNA of the Trumps. It comes from several generations on the take, getting away with murder. They truly do believe that they’re masters of the universe. The Daily Mail has a piece up from a “White House insider” who reports that Ivanka intends to go to the Inauguration, despite Daddy saying that it’s an “insult” that she would even want to engage “with the crooks who are trying to bring me down.” But Ivanka insists on going, because she believes “she has to protect her own political aspirations.”

And tensions remain high in the final days of Trump’s presidency, as our source says the White House has been ‘dubbed a circus on steroids with Trump’s kids desperately vying for control and staff members walking on pins and needles.’

‘Don Jr. and Ivanka talk over each other, which is nothing new, just escalated to the nth degree,’ they say.

The source adds that Ivanka was looking to attend the inauguration because she ‘wants to be [her father’s] voice and they owe it to the people.’

Aren’t we blessed that Lady Ivanka is concerned about what is owed to the people, noblesse oblige and all that. I am touched. Aren’t you?

Bess Levin at Vanity Fair gives us her take.

When Donald Trump was improbably elected president in 2016, his eldest daughter, Ivanka Trump, and his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, were among the last people on earth one would consider qualified to work in the White House advising the leader of the free world. But being Trumps and Trumps by marriage, the duo obviously saw themselves as eminently equipped for the jobs, thanks to inflated professional titles given to them by their fathers over the years and chart-topping delusions of grandeur. As Michael Wolff reported in Fire and Fury, though friends warned Javanka of the risks of getting into politics, “balancing risk against reward,” they “decided to accept roles in the West Wing over the advice of almost everyone they knew. It was a joint decision by the couple, and, in some sense, a joint job. Between themselves, the two had made an earnest deal: If sometime in the future the opportunity arose, she’d be the one to run for president. The first woman president, Ivanka entertained, would not be Hillary Clinton; it would be Ivanka Trump.” (Oh, to have been a fly on the wall when the couple had a serious conversation deciding—as though it was actually a possibility—that she would be the one to ascend to the Oval Office. “It’ll be me. I’ll be the president,” we assume the first daughter said in her whisper voice, touching Jared’s face in a gentle way so as to not break it.)

Of course, out here on planet earth, Ivanka was never, ever going to be president, not even if Trump turned out to be only one quarter of the unhinged sociopath the world has been forced to endure the last four years. And now that he’s incited a fascist mob to attack the Capitol and overturn the results of a free and fair election, the first daughter’s chances are about as likely as her father appearing on 60 Minutes this Sunday to tell the nation that he realizes the error of his ways and wishes he could take it all back.

The Trumps, though, have never had a firm grasp on reality, an obviously inherited trait that did not skip a generation and was passed down from father to daughter. While Ivanka appears to understand that the insurrection situation is not ideal for her brand—hence her furious attempts at damage control, including the decision to delete her tweet calling the violent mob “American patriots,” the first daughter still seemingly believes that she can salvage this whole thing and that the unintentionally hilarious plan she struck with Jared is still on track. According to the Daily Mail, Princess Purses had plans to attend Joe Biden’s inauguration on January 20 in an effort to “save her reputation” and her “promising political career,” which she believes is a real thing that exists.

The report goes on to claim that Trump told his daughter it would be “an insult that she would even want to engage with the crooks [who] are trying to bring him down,” which checks out, and that he supposedly told her that “her presence at the inauguration will cost her thousands of supporters and would be the worst decision she could ever make.” Ivanka, according to the story, believed that attending the inauguration would come across as “being a good sport and [would] gain [her] future supporters.” According to a Daily Mail source, Ivanka made clear she “has to protect her own political aspirations.”

You know something? The word “batshit” is the new “unprecedented.” It’s totally overused these days, for the simple fact that the behavior that it describes is now the plain order of the day. Poor Batshit was last seen staggering around in the Rose Garden, begging reporters to find some other synonym to describe Trump world before he collapsed outright. We don’t blame him. He was tucked away safely in the Urban Dictionary and hasn’t been called forth much at all anymore since Michelle Bachmann left the political scene and found her perfect niche in the evangelical wingnut corner of the right-wing sky, where prosperity consciousness grifter Kenneth Copeland told her that she was “annointed by God to be president” in 2012 but “lazy Christians messed it up.” But then Strikeforce Rudy and the Capitol riot came on the scene and Batshit hasn’t had a moment’s rest. He’s now hallucinating from sleep deprivation and near psychosis. We know exactly how he feels.

Meanwhile, while Lady Ivanka decides what to wear for her photo op at the Inauguration shindig, U.S. Attorney Michael Sherwin said that any impression that prosecutors have mostly  charged misdemeanor Capitol trespassing and D.C. curfew offenses is misleading.

They said the cases are only the beginning and that U.S. authorities are investigating everything including the plundering of congressional offices and digital devices, assaults on law enforcement officers, and theft of national security and defense information, in addition to felony murder and excessive use of force.

“The gamut of cases is mind-blowing,” Sherwin said.

Citing video footage and witness accounts that have not been made public, Sherwin added: “People are going to be shocked with egregious activity in the Capitol. No resources of the FBI or the U.S. attorney’s office will be untapped to determine if there was command and control, how it operated and how it executed these activities.”

And even if Ivanka was able to step over all the dead bodies and waltz around the criminal and civil cases, there remains the issue of Mitch McConnell, who hates her father and arguably always has. Trump shat on McConnell like he did everybody else and it didn’t require the gift of prophecy to see that the minute Trump became more of a burden than an asset to McConnell, he was gone. That moment has come and gone. McConnell will very likely vote for Trump’s impeachment and if that happens, you think he’s going to confer the mantle of GOP respectability — such that remains — upon Ivanka? Or anyone named Trump?

Nevertheless, Ivanka and Jared bought a $31 Million home in Florida and maybe Marco Rubio should start worrying. Plus, the internet buzzes with rumor that Donald Jr. might come down to Florida and primary Matt Gaetz. Who knows? My personal take is that when everything comes out in the wash about the insurrection at the Capitol that the Trump name will be sludge — forget mud — sludge and raw sewage. Stay tuned.

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17 COMMENTS

  1. Her brand went down the tubes a few years back. It’s not just her father, it’s also that nothing with her name on it is original. Or high-quality.

  2. Let her have her delusions. Maybe we’ll get lucky and see her get busted at the inauguration for giggles.

    On a unrelated note, you feeling any better today, Ursula?

  3. I’m sure Uncle Joe will save a special spot for Ivomit……right behind the fencing and barricades along with the rest of the rabble and filth.

  4. My understanding is that the entire Trump family is facing New York state indictments for tax fraud stemming from James’ investigation. Princess may find something new in cleaning latrines in the House of Many Doors.

  5. Two things. First, I can only imagine the glee with which Don “please love me daddy I’m not REALLY a loser” Jr. is taking turns with his succubus partner Kimberly polishing the dagger with which to slay wannabe Princess Ivanka. Another reference that surely needs a rest is the one about being a fly on the wall – that proverbial fly needs a break every bit as much as the bat does because the screaming matches between Fredo and Ivanka/Jarvanka vying to be Trump’s anointed one (with him looking on and smiling) are probably already epic. THIS is Don Junior’s chance, probably the only one he’ll ever have (and even someone as dumb as he is likely knows it) to knock little sis off the “Daddy’s Favorite” pedestal and stomp her so badly when she’s down she’ll never be able to climb back up. THIS might be why he’s stuck with his crazy partner Kim! As for her political career “Useless Presidential Advisor Barbie” taking on Rubio would be interesting. That too would be an epic battle, assuming of course Ivanka (and her hubby) can stay out of jail. It would splinter the GOP and with the right candidate and all the dead and debilitated seniors from papa Trump’s disastrous Covid mismanagement FL just might, especially with DeSantis and Bondi having their own legal issues (probably) make FL a seat in the Senate we can grab. Comfortably. Given Trump’s authoritarianism I can easily imagine “little Marco” pulling out the nuclear option with the CUBAN Hispanics in FL and accusing Ivanka of being an American Castro by proxy. Now THAT would be fun to watch. And if she beat him in the primary? So much for that voting bloc being in for Republicans forever like it has been.

      • I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to see him in jail. In fact I’d rather enjoy it. However, I still think he’d endure some time in prison to be crowed as his dad’s favorite. He did after all shun his dad when he learned daddy raped mommy. But when the time came, instead of heading out into the real world and using all the advantages he started with he chose the easy root to lifestyles of the rich and famous and went crawling to dad. You don’t think his dad has not only treated him like the loser he feared his son might be, but even told him that? Repeatedly? This guy Fredo craves daddy’s love and respect so much that yes, he’d take a legal bullet and go to prison to cover for Trump Sr. if it meant getting some praise and an actual “thanks.”

  6. Hey! Ursula, that name cannot be sludge. I happen to think very highly of Mary Trump. She is a quality human being. Oh. The OTHER Trumps?! Oh, well then, “sludge” doesn’t even begin to cover it. Let’s go with SMIT – smog and shit!

  7. I’m curious about one thing – did anyone actually INVITE her to be there? I didn’t think that ex-president’s family members had a standing invitation (especially if daddy dearest isn’t going to be there)

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