Now, we all know Sean Hannityjob is dumb as the proverbial fro, but even I have trouble believing that he sincerely thinks that the substance on that table saw, and littering the floor beside it, is anything other than sawdust.

We must conclude then, that he is merely desperately trying to misinform his viewers… most of who are likely to know what sawdust looks like as well.

So, everyone on their side is lying.

Surprise, surprise.

But how did the sawdust get carded out in neat little lines like Tony Montana’s monster rails in Scarface?

The New Republic has the scoop…

“Hunter Biden’s attorneys argued on Tuesday that U.S. Attorney David Weiss’s investigation into their client included some major factual errors, including mistaking a pile of sawdust for cocaine.

In a court filing, the law team challenged that what the Department of Justice’s discovery revealed cannot be taken “at face value”.

In previous filings, Weiss had accused the president’s son of taking a picture of several lines of cocaine. But Biden’s team says otherwise, claiming that Biden not only didn’t take the photograph, but that the picture doesn’t depict cocaine at all.

Instead, the picture shows three lines of sawdust, jokingly propped by a carpenter who took the photograph and sent it to Biden’s then psychiatrist, Dr. Keith Ablow, who in turn sent it to the junior Biden.

“Mistaking sawdust for cocaine sounds more like a storyline from one of the 1980s Police Academy comedies than what should be expected in a high-profile prosecution by the U.S. Department of Justice,” the team wrote in its retort.“

No wonder Merrick Garland let this special prosecutor’s report on Hunter Biden escape the Justice Department without editing out the lies.

Once he got over his laughing fit he probably realized that all that all that stupid shite simply had too much comedy value to withhold it from the public.

MeidasTouch at Twitter has thoughts:


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Funny thing is he supposedly worked as a carpenter befor he realized lying on TV pays better.


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Yup.


The New Republic confirms…


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Exactly, or the Russians are because Republicans are too damned stupid.

Next up on Hannity – “Police in New York City seize a quarter ounce of Marijuana with a street value of $250,000.”

Same level of stupid.

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9 COMMENTS

  1. No… you can always count on enormous levels of STUPIDITY on the Fox Propaganda, Bullshit & Lies network. Especially from Sean INSANITY & COHORTS.

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  3. Let’s see now student investigators. There are three lines of yellowish dusty stuff that is the same color as all the other yellowish dusty stuff all around the WOOD WORKING shop, including the TABLE SAW, from which said yellowish dusty stuff is commonly produced and which can easily be lined up in neat rows by grabbing a block of wood and scraping it.

    What is the conclusion? It’s: a) Cocaine b) SAWDUST c) The stuff between Hannity’s ears

    If you chose a) you are wrong. If you chose b) or c) you got it right.

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  4. America…must be the name of the insane asylum for those who are members of Darwin’s waiting room! Move over Forrest…you’re no longer “the stupidist son of a bitch alive”! Sean has the new crown!

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  5. Yes, hannity is dumber than dog sh*t. No surprise there. I think we all can guess which side of his question magats are going to come out on-regardless if they have used a saw (power or hand) or not. They will mentally tie themselves in knots trying to convince themselves, and others, the sawdust is indeed cocaine. Granted, magat mental processes are easily knotted. Perhaps Home Depot/Lowes/etc. need to require I.Q. tests before they sell ANY power equipment. Even a version of a cognitive test-question 1) which picture shows cocaine? Those who choose the picture of sawdust are shown the exit.

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  6. Cue Eric Clapton: She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie – Co… WTF? Sawdust? That’s fucking sawdust! On a fucking table saw! I told you assholes I wanted a pic of lines of COCAINE on a table, like a real table or counter. Like people eat off of. Jokes over dudes. Give me the real pic for the video or your fired!

    Yes, Sean. It’s sawdust. Don Jr. might be stupid, or desperate (or both) enough to mistake it for Cocaine and try to snort it but you claim to be smart. As for prosecutors, I’d love to see how they characterized that particular exhibit. If THEY tried to pass off the image as lines of cocaine and evidence they are way too fucking stupid and clueless to be prosecutors. Or shall we say biased and lacking any actual evidence reduced to making shit up and hoping no one notices. And any judge that saw them try to submit that picture as evidence of cocaine would rip them a new one. If not I’d say said judge has shown an obvious bias too.

    This is beyond ridiculous. Let’s hope this gets lots of play in the media so the public can see just how out of control the pursuit of Hunter Biden has gotten. And earn Fox viewers plenty of scorn and mocking at work when they show screen shots on their phones of “proof” against Hunter Biden.

    And with this kind of bullshit flooding the zone the public is expected to take that wild ass story about a hard drive removed from a laptop and passed around like a joint at a stoner’s convention before finally being given to LE as evidence?

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  7. “Hannity’s so stupid he can’t tell the difference between sawdust and cocaine”
    Question: “What’s the second part of the joke”
    Response: “It’s not a joke! He’s that fucking stupid. And so are his viewers!”

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    • I’m reminded of the many hours of joy I feel, making things out of wood … The sawdust in the photos, appears to be one of the pine trees … The aroma of just-cut pine is insanely wonderful, once you know what that smell really is, you might be encouraged to make things out of pine as well … my Dad made a puzzle out of white pine, only small parts were used, hand sawn, then carved to precise dimensions, since the puzzle was designed to start closed, when I opened it years later, it released that smell, even then, because it was never painted or varnished, I had flash-backs to those times when my Dad and I made some things together, never thought I would remember that project many years later, just because of that unique aroma … Try it some day, you will have a great time … Making things IS a blast …

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  8. Now we know what’s wrong with Hannity. His source has been selling him sawdust and he’s been snorting the stuff! And we thought coke was bad for you.

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