As you might guess, I’m no fan of Monarchy, but still I was sorry to see Queen Elizabeth II leave us after a life of duty and service… and all those great photos of her with her Corgis.

No matter your feelings on all things styling as “royal”, QE2 was aces in one big respect, she did her bit in the fight against the Nazis, donning the uniform of her country when fascism threatened, and would no doubt be horrified that contemporary fascist Stephen Miller pulled out his crayon to laboriously scrawl a truly horrible draft of his musings on her departure which he posted on Twitter:

Mmmm. WII and the Cold War, the downsizing of the British Empire, a prolonged and miserable post-war recession and scandal and death in her own house. The Queen soldiered through gamely, Sméagol, but other than the brief sugar rush of Beatlemania her reign was hardly a “lost age of magic and glory”

And death after a well lived and long life is saddening to be sure, but hardly the stuff of “tragedy”.

Unlike your sorry ass boss’s tenure in the White House.

And “radiating our world with light”? Christ, a fourth grade composition teacher would wince at that misuse of perfectly good words…

But enough of my critique, below is what some on Twitter thought:


Dragons would have been cool, tho…


Yup


But then Stephen is only a student of Third Reich history.


He shoulda stayed in his crypt.

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He’s not really equipped, Bob.

Another bit of history Santa Monica Goebbels missed 🤣🤣🤣


Yup


Not even Andrew would dare…

Put the crayon away, Miller your fifteen minutes are up.

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11 COMMENTS

  1. Couldn’t just not post could you Stephie? That you embarrassed yourself is of no account, you do it daily, you embarrassed the U.S. just because you are a U.S. citizen and you ably demonstrated just how inferior our schools are to England’s. Thanks a lot.

  2. Born to unbelievable wealth & privilege now counts as hardship? The only statement I want to hear from this child killing nazi is his last words standing before a firing squad.

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  3. “A tragedy for England, Britain, the UK . . . .”

    Gods. He even failed basic geography and history, didn’t he? While they’re not absolutely the same thing, most Americans conflate the three as though they’re the same (and not too many Brits* really have a problem with the conflation). England is one of the three constituent countries on the island of Great Britain (often shortened simply to “Britain” as the “Lesser Britain” is the French region of Brittany) along with Wales and Scotland. The “UK” is a composite of Great Britain and the country of Northern Ireland (the UK’s full name is “the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland”). Since 1707, when the separate thrones of England and Scotland were fully united under a single monarch (the two countries had been joined in a “personal union” under one monarch for most of the preceding century when James VI of Scotland acceded to the English throne as Elizabeth I’s heir, becoming James of England–later James I) was when the “United Kingdom” came into existence. (About a century later, Ireland was added to the name, becoming the “United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland” and when the southern counties became independent as the Irish Free State–later, the Republic of Ireland–the name was changed to reflect simply “Northern Ireland.”)

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    • He also hasn’t the slightest clue about protocol. It’s not ‘Her Royal Majesty’ – it’s just ‘Her Majesty’ (‘Royal’ is only inserted for lesser royals – as in ‘his/her royal highness’

  4. Would someone PLEASE deflate his head before the top turns into a full blown mushroom head? Or maybe he wants it that way, and has been taking something that softens his cranium so that he can have a bigger, human head version of Trump’s mushroom headed dick! Mostly, I wish if he’s not in prison like he should be he’d just stay away. There are slimy rocks in cesspools, or hog waste pools in many states including the one where I live where he’d be in his element.

  5. I hope the queen haunts your azs. The fact that you let, allowed, condoned,. Your furer to not only behave in a manner unbecoming of a Tru U.S citizen, Patriot, honorable, HUMAN BEING. You. Saved your own scrawny neck and put soldiers, country’s, and the world s fragile exo sistance in danger by not being a MAN and telling your boss to grow up follow the rules and getting all our nations secrets and return them to there proper agencys. Before you losers scurried off!

    • Oh yes my friend Fkn the sad part in all this is that Stevie here is a survivor. Like a rat getting off a sinking ship, little Stevie Say,all has so far managed to keep treading water. He like his counterpart Billy Barr are birds of a feather. But guess what? Donald Trump has more respect for Billy and Steve than all his other supplicants. Because self preservation is one strategy that Trump has always practiced. Stevie and Billy have been singing like canaries since they very reluctantly jumped ship on Donald just before they hit the iceberg. Watch the two of them try to look like virtuous hero’s for telling Trump they were outa there asap at the last minute. Singing…….Don’t call us, we’ll call you!

  6. I really really really hope that little stevie wonderful will be among that assembled multitude of oligarch wannabe’s making way their various ways to justices door, for their various roles in the Trumpster lie-a-thon? Oh hand me the pop corn this is going to be as Charley Chan would say, Very very interesting.

  7. I winder why the media generally is even still giving attention to these losers. I know sensation is supposed to sell newspapers, but PLEASE! It seems that Dan Rather got it right when he said today’s journalists know nothing and simply dispense propaganda. This is what comes of actively discouraging the development of crititical thinking skills during the formative school years.

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