Are you a Red State parent eager to surprise your little girl with gender appropriate toys this Christmas but feel that ™Barbie, with her multi-ethic friends and California vibe impresses the wrong cultural values into your budding (if you have anything to say about it) Handmaiden?

Not to worry.

The ™Karen Collection is here!

Each and every politically incorrect ™Karen Doll, whether you choose ™Dog-walker Karen, ™Storm the Capitol Karen, ™ QAnon Karen or our most popular item, ™Bar-B-Q Karen (pictured above) is guaranteed to not indoctrinate you child with liberal values such as tolerance and love for all of humanity, but rather instills in them the hatred and narrow world view that you as parent desperately want to pass on to them.

Order one (or more) today!


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My favorite line too…


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They’re gunning for ya, ™Barbie.


Only loses election fraud cases.


Me too, AquaLily.

But I’m waiting for the gender affirming ™G.I. Joe.
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Mad props to @JewelsJourney for sharing this and beyonce_for_President for creating.

Thanks for the laughs.

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6 COMMENTS

  1. Just imagine the accessories…Assault Rifles, pistols and holsters, cigarette packs with individual ones to stick in the mouth…and the T-shirt possibilities are endless!

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  2. You just know there are moronic magat mommies demanding these damned things from their dept. stores. Don’t know who came up with that little vignette, but they were spot on.

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