This is a stop the presses moment in the news day — not because it’s some bombshell story, but you feel the need to stop what you’re doing and howl with laughter at the sheer hubris of it. Mike Lindell has been called a Trump “true believer” and it makes complete sense now why he is that. Trump waltzed into an arena he had no business being in to begin with and landed the highest job. Lindell worships Trump and wants to follow in his footsteps.
So this week we are to see the unveiling of Frank dot com, which Lindell touts as You Tube and Twitter combined. Let’s see if it starts functioning above the static placeholder screen that it’s on now. We’re waiting. We’re not holding our breath, but we’re waiting.
The launch of a social media giant would be enough to occupy the time and talents of most people, but not Lindell. No, Sir. He announced today that he’s also launching My Store, which will compete with Amazon. Now the Trumpkins will have a place to buy those moo moos and flip flops — you know, the ones with the huge tariffs that El Genius negotiated — from one of their own. Take that, Jeff Washington Post Bezos!
to sell Confederate Flags, expired Trump Steaks, copies of THE TURNER DIARIES, and the Gina Carano-Ben Shapiro movie?
— Evil Larry (@shempzine) April 12, 2021
I've heard from trusted sources that Mike is actually calling it MyRedRocket. He plans to colonize the moon with Q republicans starting a new civilization that the blues cannot steal in fraudulent elections. FBI told me.
— Corey Harris (@cwhdesign) April 12, 2021
Now that I approve of. Take the MAGAs to Mars or anywhere, and let the evangelical wingnuts go up in the Rapture, and this place will be livable.
Dominion wins lawsuit, owns MyStore.
— Dems are People too ? (@BluePlanetHere) April 12, 2021
Speaking of Dominion, if anybody in this world wishes Mike Lindell nothing but prosperity, it is Dominion Voting Systems. As much of their billion dollar judgment — and they will get one, unless Lindell settles out of court — they can get, the happier they are. If anybody is praying that Mike Lindell can trump, you should pardon the expression, Amazon, it’s the lawyers in the war room putting together the case against him.
MyPhone is gonna put Apple out of business
— You are not a Patriot (@vexingdickhead) April 12, 2021
Let’s take things one step at a time, shall we? Let’s see Frank launch. It’s only Monday morning. Let’s see what we’re talking about Friday afternoon. I think Mike Lindell is cracking up mentally and headed for My Strait Jacket, but that’s just me.
This is hysterical! Well, Mike Lindell was pretty hysterical before he got the wild hair to build My Universe to compete with the Big Boys. Years ago, before we discovered Lindell was bat poop crazy, my husband bought a My Pillow (actually, two since it’s always been buy one/get one, even though Mikey tried to make that a “limited time only” deal until it wasn’t any more). I threw mine in the trash pretty quick when I discovered what an inferior product it was. My husband, being less picky or more frugal (or both) has slept on his every night for years. And every morni.g when I make our bed, I don’t fluff that pillow. I PUMMEL it with all my strength until my MAGA-rage is spent and I can go about my day. Great therapy! (And nobody gets hurt!) ?
Frank-ly my dear, I don’t give a damn
You know, I really want to feel for these MAGA freaks. The envy that comes off these too-little-to-succeed ventures–Gutfield, “Conservative Hollywood” and now this farce–speaks volumes about what they really want for themselves. But then I remember what they did or condoned for four years and I laugh at how far they have yet to fall.
He has no clue about the differences between a web site like his own, and something like Amazon or Twitter.
MyStore sells a lot of product for us so he’s doing something right thats for sure!