Here It Is, The Fox News Spin On Trump’s Taxes. Hint: He’s A Genius

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This didn’t take long at all, and believe me, I’ve been watching the clock. Fox News had to do a spin on the bombshell New York Times report Tuesday about Trump’s companiesĀ hemorrhaging $1.17Bil in a ten year span, and the fact that he didn’t pay any taxes eight out of those ten years. So, I asked myself while waiting, what will Fox say? They have to spin this as a positive right? What would I say?

I thought that reiterating Trump lawyer Charles Harder’s ideas on the subject, that the IRS transcripts were invalid, was the tack that they would take. But they did not. Fox came up with a spin that I never would have thought of. They praised the genius of Trump, for hiring “the best accountants.” Now, if you’re picking your jaw off the floor as I was, consider the logic of this: one spinmeister is going to respect the work of another spinmeister, right? Stands to reason. You’ve got to take 1:37 and listen to this, because it is con-artistry, being played at an Oscar level.

According to Fox talking head Marc Thiessen, the New York Times story actually points up a very praiseworthy Trump attribute, and one heretofore unrecognized, I might add: he hires great accountants. Ergo, he is a terrific businessman. Look at what his accountants can do.

ā€œI always thought that the reason why Donald Trump doesnā€™t want his taxes released is nothing to do with any corruption or illegality,ā€ he said on ā€œThe Story with Martha MacCallum,ā€ to guest host Ed Henry. ā€œItā€™s because they are going to show he is not as rich as he says he is. Because when you do your taxes, your incentive is to minimize your income as much as possible to pay the least amount of taxes. So Donald Trump has the best accountants in the world. Theyā€™re going to organize his finances in a way to minimize his income.ā€

Now, the only problem with this good ole boy reasoning, is that accountants are held to standards of professional behavior like everybody else. If they mis-represent material fact, or God forbid, file a fraudulent tax return, they can lose their license. The way this is being discussed on Fox, in such an jocular, cavalier way, like it’s nothing to lie on your taxes, is preposterous. Plus, look at the language. The “incentive” is to minimize your income. Oh, no denying that. So, that’s why you keep your receipts, and you make sure you know what all of your legal deductions are. And believe me, saying on an itemized tax form that you’re deducting your postage stamps and your printer cartridge, is a far cry from saying a building is worth $250K when you know it’s worth $1Mil — and then calling Forbes Magazine and saying the same building is worth $10Mil.

But we won’t go to Forbes for now, let’s just stay with the accountants. A lie is fraud, and fraud is a crime, and CPAs who commit crimes don’t stay CPAs for long. But you wouldn’t know it to listen to this guy, Thiessen. These accountants are really cool guys who conveniently rearrange facts, and Trump is a total wizard for hiring them. From draft dodger to tax dodger.

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    • Agree but even for them this is over the top. Think what kids are learning. The law doesn’t matter, just hire the right accountant and you’ll do fine.

  1. So this guy says Trump used accountants that lied on his tax submittals by reducing the value of assets in order to owe less tax, and thereā€™s nothing wrong with that.

    *puts head on desk*……..*sigh*

  2. The opening line of the song “Baby Blue” (which you may know from Breaking Bad) comes to mind: “I guess I got what I deserve…” And both Trump and Fox News are getting just that.

  3. Damn, these people, Trump/Fox News, deal in a world of make believe too big to fit in OUR Universe … anyone that can sit there and vocalize a situation where blatant fraud is an OK thing, or maybe just a little criminal, no big thing, We The People, once again, will just have to pay a little more to balance the criminal’s books … and Putin ends up with his own gob of fresh cash …

    Something is obviously very rotten me thinks and smells pretty bad as well in the WH and then there are the jumpy guys over in the Senate, especially Mr.McConnell … now that things are getting more public, more stuff to come from Mueller as well … Ta Ta, boys, enjoy your stay in prison, we all saw what was going on, but the scale was SO HUGE, it couldn’t be real — RIGHT?

    I think, Mueller is a patriot that just happens to be a Republican … because of the Barr crap going on, we can see how wise it was for Mueller to key his Report into Congress and the public.

    Barr probably had a mini stroke when he saw that written letter from Mueller, it’s now a forever thing … šŸ™‚

    Trump/Barr have sprung their own bear trap with tons of obvious obstruction, McConnell seems anxious to get on that same sinking boat … his, “ALL DONE HERE”, signal was the trigger on his personal trap …

    • You’ve got to love the way that Trump hung onto the bitter end with “NO OBSTRUCTION NO COLLUSION” all in caps. He really wanted to get that across — and a week from today, who knows what we’ll be talking about on this subject?

    • Also this from 2003 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFY0ZZRFP1s
      The words, Pavlov hits me with more bad news every time I answer the phone
      so I play and I sing and I just let it ring,
      all day when I’m at home

      a defacto choice of
      macro-microcosmic melancholy
      but baby any way you slice it,
      I’m thinkin I could just as soon use the time alone

      yeah the goons have gone global
      and the CEO’s are shredding files
      and the democrans and the republicrats
      are flashing their toothy smiles

      and Uncle Tom is posing for a photo-op with the oval office klan
      and Uncle Sam is riggin’ cockfights in the promised land
      and that knife you stuck in my back is still there
      it pinches a little when I sigh and moan
      and these days I’m thinkin I could just as soon use the time alone

      cause all the wrong people have the power of suggestion
      and the freedom of the press is meaningless if nobody asks the question
      I mean causation by definition is such a complex compilation of factors
      that to even try to say why is to oversimplify
      that’s a far cry, isn’t it dear, from acting like you’re the only one there
      unrepentantly self-centered and unfair

      enter all suckers scrambling for the truth
      exit mr. eye-contact who took his flirt and flew the coup
      but whatever, no matter, no fishin trips, no fishin
      cause momma’s officially out of commission

      and did I mention in there somewhere
      did I mention somewhere in there
      that I traded Babe Ruth,
      yes I traded the only player
      that was bigger than the game
      and I can’t even tell you why,
      cause you’d think I’m insane.
      and that’s the truth

      and the music industry mafia is pimping girl power
      sniping off sharp-shooter singles from their styrofoam towers,
      and hip-hop is tied up in the back room with a logo stuffed in its mouth
      cause the master’s tools will never dismantle the master’s house

      but then, I’m getting away from myself
      as I get closer and closer home
      and the difference between you and me baby
      is I get fucked up when I’m alone

      and I must admit today
      that my inner pessimist seems to have gotten the best of me
      we start out sugared up on kool aid and manifest destiny
      and then we memorize all the presidents names like little trained monkeys
      and we spit into the world so many spinny-eyed TV junkies

      incapable of unraveling the military-industrial mystery
      pre-emptively passified with history book history
      and I’ve been around the world now and I can see this about America

      the mind control is deep here, man
      the myopia is steep here, man

      and behold those who try to expose the reality
      really try to realize democracy
      are shot with rubber bullets and gassed off the streets
      while the global power brokers are kept clean and discreet
      behind a wall
      behind a moat
      and that is all
      that’s all
      that’s all she wrote

      and my heart beats an s-s-s o-o-o s-s-s
      cause folks just really couldn’t care-care-care less-less-less
      as long as every day is superbowl sunday
      and larger than life women in lingerie are pouting at us from every bus stop
      she loves me, she loves me not
      she loves me, she loves me not
      she loves me, she loves me not

      and “big government should not stand between a man and his money”
      i mean, “what’s good for business is good for the country”
      our children still take that lie like communion,
      the same old line the Confederacy used on the Union

      conjugate liberty into libertarian
      and medicated associated with deregulation privitization
      we won’t even know we’re slaves on a corporate plantation

      somebody say hallelujah,
      somebody say damnation,
      cause the profit system follows the path of least resistance
      and the path of least resistance is what makes the river crooked
      makes it serpentine
      capitalism is the devil’s wet dream

      so just give me my Judy garland drugs and let me get back to work
      cause the empire state building is the tallest building in New York
      and I have always got the feeling
      you just like to hear it fall off your tongue

      but I remember my name in your mouth
      and I don’t think I was done hearing it close to my ear
      on a whisper’s way to a moan

      Pavlov hits me with more bad news every time I answer the phone
      so I play and I sing and just let it ring,
      all day when I’m at home

      a defacto choice of
      macro-microcosmic melancholy
      but baby any way you slice it,
      I’m thinkin I could just as soon use the time alone

    • Thank you for dropping by to participate WWAM. (Your blogging handle would be great in the world of wrestling.) No, lying intentionally is part of the new normal. This is the essence of Kellyanne’s “alternative facts.” Poor Kellyanne. Posterity in the Urban Dictionary as one of the biggest liars of this century.

  4. This is exactly the same that he used in the campaign, in the debates. Not paying taxes – “That makes me smart.”

    And his base is right there with him on that.

    • The danger of Trump supporters is that they have a “burn it down” mentality. They don’t realize that they’re a part of what they want to burn down. That’s the tragic part. They’ll get burned down, and at the end of the day, their hero Trump will walk away.

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