Jenna Ellis, Trump Big Lie Lawyer, whose main claim to fame is being in the vicinity of the fart heard round the world…
Rudy Giuliani was in the hospital. Doctors thought it was heart failure, but it turned out to be fart hailure. pic.twitter.com/vwws0wr9uA
— 😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 (@aintscarylarry) July 10, 2022
…is so desperate for a new gig that she has hitched her dinghy to the sinking My Pillow poohbah Mike Lindell’s bullshit barge and is now hawking his new product line “My Coffee”.
That’s going about as well as you might think.
$25 for 12 oz of mail ordered beans (i.e., not freshly roasted)?? What an insane ripoff! I can find all sorts of amazingly good gourmet beans for $18 per pound, and they come with the benefit of not supporting people trying to destroy democracy.
— Cody Cofero (@CodyTez13) July 18, 2022
— Nathan Schneider (@SchneiderLD35) July 18, 2022
Did you ever think you’d be doing this kind stuff when you were studying for the Bar?
— Joe (@venezuela_joe) July 18, 2022
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🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Gotta catch my breath
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂
I peed a little
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
— Burns Like Whisky 🇺🇸 (@Scotch_Rox) July 18, 2022
👇👇👇
If the coffee is anywhere near as good as your lawyering skills or those damn pillows, it’s sure to be a hit!
— Jeffrey S. Thompson (@JThom7248) July 18, 2022
No thanks. Oh BTW, Americans don't like Russian coffee.
— Anthony Alfidi 🇺🇸 🇺🇳 (@tonyalfidi) July 18, 2022
I know where I've seen that coffee before! pic.twitter.com/PtMEVYWZgb
— I regret nothing, Siri. Please unlock the fridge. (@Wrecksdart) July 18, 2022
The grift is running out, isn't it?
— Matt Mulligan 🌐 (@mullymt) July 18, 2022
Yup
If the coffee is a shitty as the pillows, it’s gonna taste like crap.
— Kathleen F. (@kfs78) July 18, 2022
How has this gif not been posted as a reply yet? pic.twitter.com/hoRfhRrFf6
— JerseyScott (@ScottNNJ) July 18, 2022
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You should also sell pre-printed slate of electors forms.
— Grumpy.yankee 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 (@YankeeGrumpy) July 18, 2022
lol. You going to be on QVC next?
— Joseph Christ (@TheJosephChrist) July 18, 2022
QVC has standards, my dude.
Ding, ding ding, ding!👇
— Sjon (@S2theJON) July 18, 2022
You know, it’s nice to see losers can still get some kind of employment after embarrassing themselves so damned much on national television. I mean, it doesn’t get much worse than farting on national t.v. while the other person sniffs. Nope. Not even. Farting rudy and sniffer jenna can join the pillow loser and at least get a cuppa. I can tell you one thing: all the losers who attacked the capitol on 6 January who also made it onto national t.v. are not so lucky.
Rudy may get his yet.
” . . . she has hitched her dingy . . . .”
Minor nitpick, Dino, but the word is “dinghy.” “Dingy” is an adjective meaning “gloomy or drab or dirty” (frequently used by laundry detergent commercials to describe your clothes unless you use their detergent) while “dinghy” is a small boat.
Thanks.
Why is it I keep thinking this coffee came from and was packaged by the same company (s) that provide supermarkets with their undrinkable store brands? I suppose it’s because of who is hawking the shit.
Does patriotic blend mean there are ground up flags and MAGA hats in it?
‘Patriotic’ covfefe? Does Mike the Shrike have a plantation behind his house to grow the beans?