Sen. Mitt Romney broke out a wee bit of Salty Lake humor this afternoon when discussing the dotard’s trials and travails on CNN, noting wryly that “so far as I know you don’t pay someone $130,000 not to have sex with you.”
Man, Jimmy Kimmel is going to be kicking himself for not thinking of that crack, and if some aide came up with that line for Mitt, he or she should be given a raise and promoted ASAP.
Although, in all fairness to Trump, there may quite possibly be someone out there who has so much moolah they would gladly pay the Orangeutan that kinda money to not even suggest having sex with his diapered derrière and to please not come within smelling distance, thank you very much…
ACYN and his crew at Twitter had a lot of fun with this one:
Just like you don’t constantly delay trials for crimes that you aren’t guilty of
Just like you don’t beg for pardons for things you never did
Just like you don’t catch and kill stories that never happened
Just like you don’t discredit people that aren’t telling the truth
Duh
— Chris Roy (@AceOfDigBiz) April 23, 2024
Yep.
He seems to be the only Republican that understands that 😂
— Andrew Mc Cormack (@phpfyi) April 23, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
He does drop some good ones now and then! #MittRomney pic.twitter.com/RXVqYeo0dY
— Roxane L Gibson #VoteBlue (@RoxaneLGibson1) April 23, 2024
😏
— JGF (@JFG0995) April 23, 2024
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Romney scatting and bebopping all over Stinky.
— Robert J Ellingsworth 🆓Parody. (@BY1959) April 23, 2024
Yup.
Mitt is taking off the Mitts.
— Former Republican (@Sjacobs2020) April 23, 2024
🥊🥊🥊
I’ve had more women than I can count consent to not have sex with me for free.
— Dave Rowlen (@DaveRowlen) April 23, 2024
I hear ya, bro…🤣🤣🤣
Hmmmmm……. pic.twitter.com/M7HO87qeFX
— kinda gerry (@edafowlergmaic1) April 23, 2024
😆😂😂😂
Ooh, Dark Mitt. I like it.
— Mark-Hans Richer (@richermh) April 23, 2024
Me too.
Wow! The mittens come OFF!!!
— Dave Czaja unindicted citizen 🇺🇦🟧 (@DZaia40) April 23, 2024
💥💥💥
Thermonuclear burn.🔥 🔥 🔥 pic.twitter.com/3hoza1GKUJ
— Jason Thomas 🇺🇦🌻 🇺🇸 (@JasonTh69592712) April 23, 2024
Yup
Holy crap Mitt Romney from the top rope.
— $468,012,821.82 ⏳ March 25th (@drzzny) April 23, 2024
Bam!
Wow, between Judge Merchan and Mitt, Trump has had a rough day.
No one deserves it more.
Poor Marcia.
“President Trump wouldn’t touch you with a 10 foot pole”
Ms Daniels zings back.
“True. He used a 3 inch one”
Zzzzzinnnnggg.
Well done, that’s the way to play them Ms Daniels.
Yes…..I am a confirmed Smart Azz, and that one is award worthy!!! 🏅
Romney’s line is by Stuart Stevens of The Lincoln Project and Resolute Square, both of which are worth following.