George Santos Literally Has “Trump Syndrome.” New Stuff Keeps Popping Up All Over

Be careful what you wish for

I swear to God, congenital idiot George Santos truly is Traitor Tot’s Mini-Me. I wrote several years ago that the worst thing that El Pendejo Presidente ever did was to run for President. And he never wanted to actually win, the whole thing was to feed his voracious ego, and fuel his brand.

Here’s why. Up until he actually ran, The Trumpster Fire was nothing more than a oud mouthed, arrogant, swaggering low level felon. His saving grace was that he was too goddamned small time for anybody in authority to waste their time and resources on him. But when he got elected, then the national media began digging into his every move for the last 30 years. And when it became national news, then the authorities started digging, and Trump’s national disgrace tour was officially underway.

Welcome to George Santos’s brave new world. Like his idol, Santos has spent his entire pathetic life as a 3rd rate grifter and con man. And like with FrankenTrump, the only thing that saved him from multiple prison sentences was that he was just too puny and pathetic to spend the time and manpower on. But like The Mango Messiah, he thought his paltry success made him untouchable. And so he ran for congress. And in a one-off freak, won a swing district.

And just look what happened. Just like Trump, Santos is loud, brash, arrogant, and boastful. And so of course the media started looking into his claims. And just look what’s happened since then;

• Santos is accused of fraudulently cashing checks of a family friend in Brazil. Brazil has reactivated their investigation, and wants access to Santos
• He bilked a female friend in Brazil out of her valuable jewelry, offering to protect it for her from her dangerous neighborhood, and then taking off
• His former US roommates have accused Santos of stealing cash, jewelry, and even designer clothes from them before he disappeared
• He lied about his mother’s death in the WTC on 9/11. She was alive and well in Brazil
• He lied about pretty much his entire scholastic history
• He lied about pretty much his entire work history
• And being a true blue Trump scumbag, he conned a disabled Navy vet with an offer to set up a GoFundMe page, and stealing $3000 in donations for the veteran’s critically ill service dog. The dog died

And just think, this mongoloid idiot is only 32 years old! If this was the rap sheet for a teenager, he would have ended up locked away in Juvie Hall. But of course, being Santos, he just sits there and keeps on opening his big, fat mouth, being defiant, and sticks his weak chin out for the media to knock him on his ass again.

But now it’s getting serious. It’s getting serious because the media, now joined by state and federal agencies, are starting to look into allegations that could land Santos in an orange jumpsuit, wearing steel bracelets without the name Tiffany’s engraved in them.

A day or so I wrote about how The New York Times reported on how they had examined all of Santos’s public and FEC campaign filings, and found a gaping $365,000 hole in campaign expenditures that had no record of disbursal, nor any accreditation as to where the money went, or how much to each place. I wrote that the FBI had already contacted the FEC, asking them to hold off on any investigations, since they had opened a criminal probe. And this ass clown will be breakfast cereal for these guys.

But now we have something new. It was reported tonight on MSNBC that the FEC had sent a registered letter to Santos at his alleged home address. In the letter they advised Santos that, by public reporting they had learned that his campaign treasurer had resigned. No problem there. But the problem is that if a campaign treasurer resigns, the candidate or incumbent must contact the FEC within 10 days to provide them with the name of the new campaign treasurer. Santos’s campaign treasurer resigned in the 2nd week of January. He’s only about 20 days late.

But now for the one that could be the brass ring. In 2013, American citizen George Santos married a Brazilian woman, and brought his wife to the United States, using their marriage to get her a residents green card. The woman used that green card to get her American citizenship. Santos quietly divorced her in 2019, just before his first run for congress.

Here’s where the wicket gets sticky. Santos campaigned as being openly gay. And in previous public statements admitted to openly dating gay men while he was married. But now two male Brazilian nationals in the US have come forward to tell the media that they feel betrayed, since Santos had allegedly told moth of them that he would marry them in order to get them permanent legal status in this country.

Which opens up a whole new can of worms. Because according to the federal statutes, engaging in a fraudulent marriage for the purpose of gaming the immigration system is punishable by up to five years in federal prison. And now reportedly both the INS and the DOJ is looking into the Santos case. But here’s the cherry on top. The woman that Santos married, and got her citizenship? She’s now using her citizenship to sponsor the Brazilian national man she married and brought to the US.

Santos went for a swim in the ocean without realizing that there were sharks in the water. I’ve made this simile before. Santos is like a guy who won $100 on a video poker machine in Vegas, and then signed up for a seat at the World Series of Poker. He’s in so far over his head that he can’t even see the surface anymore. But just like Trump, he’s purely transactional. Whatever comes up, bullshit your way out of it, and worry about the fallout later. Pride goeth before a fall. But arrogance goeth before a pratfall. Don’t touch that dial.