Never Trumper George Conway, noting that Super MAGA Congress Critter Greg Steube of Florida has posted on Twitter a photo of himself kneeling in prayer on the floor of the House of Representatives with the new Speaker and several other Christo-Fascists, had a word or two to say about their comparatively new rebranding of Christianity.
In fact, he did some digging and discovered…er… pulled out of his backside… the revised 10 Commandments of the new order and posted them on Twitter – much to the delight and amusement of his followers:
To be posted in all Members’ offices per order of the Speaker:
1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me, except thou shalt followeth thy Orange Jesus over any moral cliff.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless thou shalt have purchaseth it on… https://t.co/pPK3Yte4dQ— George Conway (@gtconway3d) October 26, 2023
Below is a screen shot of the entire list of commandments which will not embed in it’s entirety here:
And following are some of the replies to George’s post which I found particularly amusing… here’s hoping hope you do too:
Spot on, George. Scary, but spot on. They should hang this Meme above it. pic.twitter.com/brwGXlbzdj
— Tim Kelly (@TimTjkelly98032) October 27, 2023
Yeah, right…
This one is closer to the truth:
American Taliban led by Ayatollah Johnson kneels in prayer to their gods. pic.twitter.com/7Tq2N3rX1e
— Steve Hart (@USA_Patriot_76) October 26, 2023
— RESiSTARSiSTAR💙🇺🇦🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🟧🟦 (@still2old4that) October 26, 2023
Nice try, Jim.
— Trump's Fever Dream (@DonaldsGhost1) October 26, 2023
Yup.
Good Morning George. Do you think "they" actually know/understand what any of these things mean??? pic.twitter.com/SN6cwqTUvm
— White Fang (@RWhiteFang) October 26, 2023
🤣🤣🤣
Wait. So someone’s god elected McCarthy?
So does that make Gaetz the Antichrist?
Then did another god elect a new speaker or was it done by mere mortals this time?
— Gary Koepnick (@garykoepnick) October 26, 2023
The Lord worketh in mysterious ways, Fang.
The GOP is the AMWAY of politics. Their members akin to predatory televangelists. Just more deadly.
— 𝔓𝔦𝔱𝔰𝔬𝔳 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔮𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 (@TheDarqeness) October 26, 2023
Yup.
Wait . . . I think I see dice on the floor.
— NIK VENTURE (@NIK_VENTURE) October 26, 2023
🤣🤣🤣
— DJ Bobby Mac (@zfz55sj9s6) October 26, 2023
🤣🤣🤣
— Wolfbane (Ellie) (@Wolfbane1946) October 27, 2023
Yup.
— Tony (@Mesnia1016) October 26, 2023
🤣🤣🤣
Number 11 ought to be “Don’t maketh a spectacle of yourself praying in public & calleth it Christianity. It’s really embarrassing.”
— Kim Zimmerman (@KimZimmerman1) October 26, 2023
Yup.
Better add a codicil to Number 7 for Marge & Bobo.
They have a week off. No telling what they might get up to in their free time. pic.twitter.com/39aS0m4UN8
— 🇺🇸🇺🇦DONALD TRUMP'S PROBATION OFFICER🇺🇦🇺🇸 (@OK_Dumbass) October 26, 2023
🤣🤣🤣
— JennYfromHR (@Mega_brat2001) October 26, 2023
Exactly.
I think this maybe ignores the lessons that can be learned from Cheateronomy, Book of Emoluments and, of course, 1-2 Fallopians.😂 pic.twitter.com/vY4aIxafjj
— Alexandra🍸 (@nycbubbles) October 26, 2023
Yup.
Somehow, I doubt that we will find the Christo-Fascists so amusing once they start cranking out legislation… thank the Lord for the Dem Senate and Biden’s veto pen.
But, we might as well have a chuckle along the way.
Thank God for the talented funny people on our side!
“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” Charlie Chaplin
I hope Ivanka considers 5 when she testifies in her father’s fraud trial. She certainly knows the manner of her mother’s burial, but does she know the manner of her death?
There is a strange positive about Mike Johnson. When he and his wife were first married, they started fostering a 14 year-old Black boy who was on the streets and in trouble. Johnson has referred to his Black son during some debates, but I doubt actual adoption took place. During the George Floyd protests, Johnson said “clearly this was a murder” and talked about how his Black son had so many more challenges and dangers to face than his white one. I’d love to hear from that “son,” now in his mid-30’s, about the situation. And, yes, some of Johnson’s colleagues have called him “too woke” because of this!
And yet try to even find a photo of that “son” with his family anywhere….. hmmm…..
If he feels the need to.use his only decent deed…I think there is a passage in that book he claims to follow about not boasting in prayer, but simply do.the right thing without constantly mentioning it.
Or at least that was what I was told in Catholic schools for 17 years which includes 2/3 of second undergraduate degree in theology classes taught by theological.heavy hitters.
Republicans only have three commandments.
1. Thou shalt be as cruel and wicked as possible to everyone who is not wealthy.
2. Thou shalt grift and steal as much from the poor as possible.
3. Thou shalt do anything at all (including committing any crime) to maintain and acquire power.