Get some popcorn and brewskies and settle in for a showing of AGOPalypse Now.
My unit was tight. There was Lt. Cruz, a bad ass from Texas. Guy could carry a roll-on suitcase through a crowded airport, without a care in the world. There was Corporal Graham, a party boy from South Carolina. Knew how to make a mint julep using just rations and his own urine. pic.twitter.com/V5DF0wy5fK
— Mr. Newberger (@jeremynewberger) March 26, 2021
That's when Private Ron Johnson got the call. We were spotted. Not by the enemy, but by our former commander. He was in a rage that we hadn't put his name on the side of the boat. We were gonna have to go back and do OPERATION PHOTO-OP all over again. War truly is hell. pic.twitter.com/QgsBF70IjN
— Mr. Newberger (@jeremynewberger) March 26, 2021
The trailer for this is out already. pic.twitter.com/LUSY6sZkXE
— Thorson Welles Henrikson ? (@nearbyplanet) March 27, 2021
While referencing Ted Cruz's unpopular reputation on Capitol Hill..Lindsey Graham says..
“If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you"…awww….
best friendsies forevs! pic.twitter.com/AnjiChx2m9— Angie Nickamin (@nickamin20) March 26, 2021
That was then but this is now and Linseed just loves Teddums.
How these guys get elected is simply beyond me.
‘How these guys get elected is simply beyond me.’
What I’ve been wondering for thirty or so years now.
It’s never been as crazed as it is now.
Did Lindsey remember to use sunscreen?
What a contemptible bunch of cretins. I don’t recall that they bothered to go to the border when tRump was kidnapping children from their parents, but now all of a sudden there’s a ‘crisis’? Morons.
BTW, I haven’t been receiving emails about the newsletter for about 3-4 days now. I sent an email to the webmaster, but nothing’s changed so far.
Is it me, or has Ted Cruz been planning his entire life to transform into a flabby, greasy-haired bearded cammo-wearing banana republic dictator cosplayer? He’s like right out of an episode of The West Wing, playing some fictional Central American nation’s coup leader.