Eric Trump Ripped For Calling Properties ‘Mona Lisa’ Which Makes Trump DaVinci-esque Genius, Right?

Let us formally observe a minute of silence for the offspring of Eric and Lara Trump, two brainless buffoons, too stupid to come in from out of the hurricane — that they put their son out in, in his go cart, sobbing, so that he could “learn character.” I confess to thinking that Lara was the ditzier of the two, believing that she had some ability as a country western singer and the only reason her “I Won’t Back Down” rendition wasn’t a hit was due to machinations of the Deep State and not her appalling lack of ability.

But after today, I think that Lara is Marie Curie, compared to her addle brained husband, Eric. It takes a lot to top this. This is pretty incredible.

Documents help pay off the loans. pic.twitter.com/vbxAR1EIva

— I never shut up and saving Sandie's job my job now (@MullicaMichelle) November 12, 2023

Oh yes. Those are some fabulous properties you own. And everything you guys own is pretty first rate. That’s why we simply don’t understand all the health code violations and the like. I mean bedbugs at Mar-a-Lago? How could that be? And cockroaches in the restaurants of Trump properties? Must be a Deep State plot, right? Like the one that tanked Lara’s singing career, yes?

“tHe mOnA LiSa” of the real estate world. pic.twitter.com/THxZabJtyG

— The Intellectualist (@highbrow_nobrow) November 12, 2023

The stupid, it burns. But make no mistake, the boys believe on some level that Daddy is a genius and everything he does is a masterpiece. So of course he’s DaVinci and his properties are the Mona Lisa — and other treasures. Absolutely, Eric. Spot on.

We are all forced to live with these Trump family lies and corruption now, but the day is coming when he will be locked up, his assets disgorged, and the pathetic kids hitting the unemployment lines.

— Brian Salke (@brianws51) November 13, 2023

"He may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot."
— Groucho Marx

— QuoteDigger (@QuoteDigging) November 12, 2023

.@EricTrump that’s a great analogy! Many people think that the Mona Lisa is a huge painting. It’s only 30”x21”.

Many people think that daddy’s apartment is 30k sqft. It’s a lot smaller at 10k.

What else of daddy’s and yours is a lot smaller than people think?

— Elfbjörn (@Elfbjorn410) November 12, 2023

This is nothing new, friends. Trump told Piers Morgan that Turnberry was the Mona Lisa of the world.

Seriously. If Eric is saying it, you know he had to have heard it somewhere. Eric is too stupid to be capable of original thought. So when he says especially moronic things, it’s because Daddy said them first. The rotted fruit doesn’t fall too far from the poisonous tree.