This absolutely did not happen.
First, 75% of America couldn’t pick Eric and Lara out of a line up.
Half of the remaining would more likely hawk loogies into his blackened chicken pasta than pay for it, and the chances of two people offering to treat a billionaire’s kid showing up at the same Outback are about a trillion to one.
But, do go on Eric…
Did his tears ruin Kavanaugh's crème brûlée at the next table?
— Papi B Dubs, (music/events) (@Papi_B_Dubs) August 16, 2022
We can only hope, Papi.
These “sir” stories need their own hashtag (both real Trumpian ones and made up ones)#ToSirWithEspionage#SirLiesalot
If we’re awarding medals (MAGA translator: Metals) @NotBadgers has a winner https://t.co/SFLIHzXUic
— Grant Rich (@grantra) August 16, 2022
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“He had a neck beard and my dad’s face tattooed on his chest.”
— SarahCA (@SarahBCalif) August 16, 2022
Man, I gotta bookmark this 👇👇👇
😮 469 Sir Stories!!!!!!! https://t.co/goOVl9I6u7
— allan wood (@allanjameswood) August 16, 2022
Things that never happened at Cracker Barrel for $500, Alex
— 𝐁𝐞𝐤𝐬 (@antifaoperative) August 16, 2022
🤣🤣🤣😆
I was at Applebee's chatting it up with an unknown the other day and he wanted to buy me dinner for agreeing with him that IQ45's going to prison!
(see Eric, I can do that too 🥴)
(90% of FauxNews is guests doing, "people are saying" anecdotes and somehow that passes for news)
— Ambien®️ (@NorrinR06303580) August 16, 2022
Yup
No one, and I mean no one, has ever called the forgotten son Sir.
— Ed Kamen (@EdKamen) August 16, 2022
Dead giveaway.
— Proud Grandma 🇺🇸🇺🇸🗽 (@Darla_jimswife) August 16, 2022
Yup
"Please sir, at the very least allow us to spring for the Crudités. It’s flown in fresh straight from Pennsylvania."
— John Powers (@ReportingfromNY) August 16, 2022
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅😂🤣
Lies all lies. pic.twitter.com/BIHtqUSdvi
— Hooversmom (@Hooversmom3) August 16, 2022
🤣🤣🤣🤣
— Jen Henry (@jenresisted) August 16, 2022
"and that man's name? Albert Einstein! Just then a bald eagle swooped in and told me I've a very special boy and that my daddy loves me very much."
— a7h13f (@a7h13f) August 16, 2022
Well if all goes well Eric you, your dad and your entire fam will be having breakfast, lunch and dinner for free every day soon together with all your redneck Broes in the state pen! 😉
— Vee Vintage (@CuteMcBeauty) August 16, 2022
🤞🤞🤞
Can he see these people right now??? Are they same people his dad is always talking about??? Is it possible for imaginary friends to be shared with family?? Does the family have a history of huffing paint fumes?
— C (@C52590457) August 16, 2022
All evidence points to it, C.
Is the the deplorable who picked up their check?
Eric asking for a free dinner. pic.twitter.com/6jag8uKcRs
— Sue B (@SueB11332484) August 16, 2022
Ya gotta love a family that craves adoration so much that they create it where none exists.
— Mary Ann Cub (@maycub) August 16, 2022
No, no I don’t.
"Sir! Sir, you're barking at the gate intercom again. Get a move on, there's a line forming."
— Katie Kasl (@Katie_Kasl) August 16, 2022
🤣🤣🤣
Ding, ding, ding, we have our closer, folks:
— Wayne R. Lehr (@LehrR) August 16, 2022
Thanks and a hat-tip to Ron and his crew!
According to Wiki, Eric got his education at Trinity School in New York, then got his high school education at the Hill School in Pottstown, PA before attending Georgetown University.
And he goes on Fox “News” and actually says that someone offered to buy “Lara and I” dinner.
I think all three schools need to refund every last dollar that was spent on Eric’s “education.” (It should’ve been “Lara and me” since the couple were the “object” of the offer. In the phrase, “trying to buy ___ dinner,” would you use “I” or “me?” Would you use “we” or “us” in the same phrase? It’s really NOT that difficult and it really rankles me when screen writers screw up something so simple. I get the confusion between “I” and “me” in something like “It’s ___”; while “I” is grammatically correct, most people use “me” in common speech. But any other circumstance? No. It seems like a case of over-correction but, whatever the reason, it needs to stop. End rant.)
I”m so confused…
“Buy Lara and I dinner” was the first thing I noticed. Kind of a fingernails on a blackboard moment. Pathetic. So was the content of his sad fantasy message.
😛
Pick up your check honey or pick up your plate and dump it on your little head?