She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie….cocaine. Broadcasting to you once again from the summit of Mt. Baked, heeeeere’s Donny…..again.

In all seriousness, the man has a problem. This needs to be attended to. Whether it will be is debatable but whether it needs to be is not. The first five or six times it was funny. Now it’s just getting pathetic.

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  2. You just have to wonder what kind of relationship he has with his mother, Ivana, and why hasn’t she stepped in to recommend he get some help (whether with an addiction or, worse, the apparent inability to make an appearance without looking like he’s totally coked)?

  3. Ursula – another ad problem on the webpage. On my iPad, the ad at the top left has a close button underneath the fire fox heading. Because the ad is continually loading, the heading never goes away and I can’t close the ad making the article almost impossible to read.

    • Usually my iPad has a close ad button for the ad in that location, but it’s above and away from the ad. If all else fails, in Safari press the AA icon in the search bar and flip to reader view.

  5. I grew up in the Reagan and post Reagan war on drugs…my peers didn’t really abuse substances out in the open where I’d know about it. What drug or drugs does he appear to be on? He seems hyper and down at the same time…he seems really ill.

  7. All those pretty colors he used to see when he ate those little cubes of sugar has blown away with his fall into a dim-lit cellar, all dark and damp, little animals crawling around and his eyes burn and tear up, now he makes up little stories like how wonderful his dad has always been, and he is DJT’s greatest supporter … sometimes it is difficult to speak those words but hey, drugs are fun things … I imagine the whole family has a candy store connection to anything they want to use … there have been a few times I wondered about the old turd DJT himself as he fumbled with simple words of his greatest wisdom …

    The whole family needs a few years to stabilize and pay for their crimes …

  8. True story. Donny senior gave junior a monogram sweater. Problem. The talking beard previously gave his dad that sweater. They have the same initials. The talking beard was chuckling on camera trying to hide the pain while telling the story. Of course, coke will be happy to lie to you to assist your trip to self destruction. ” ridin that train, high on cocaine…casey Jones, you better watch ur speed”.

  11. Well if he’s going to complain about bright lights he’s going to point out where in the fck they are. Now I learned early on that talking to people in control after a couple lines was a big no no! Always managed to slide down the back way. There was that time the state cop pulled me over after a kicking party. Luckily he knew my dad and I was pointed the right direction. But that’s another story outside of that’s probably what I looked like. I knew I was in trouble when he said I’m not even going to ask if you been drinking because I don’t want you to lie to me. And cocaine was the only thing keeping me awake. Hey Donnie, you been snorting. Also if you listen to Donnie talk he’s one of those that gets in an occasional snort sound effect while talking.

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