Water find its own level, and I cannot think of a better place for Christian Walker, fils of Herschel Walker, than the land of Deliverance. It’s a match made in heaven.

This is an embodiment of the truth of the Will Rogers Phenomenon. Come, let us reason together, as LBJ used to say.

The Will Rogers phenomenon is obtained when moving an element from one set to another set raises the average values of both sets. It is based on the following statement, supposedly made by comedian Will Rogers in the 1930s about migration during the Great Depression:[1]

When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.

The effect will occur when both of these conditions are met:

  • The element being moved is below average for its current set. Removing it will raise the average of the remaining elements.
  • The element being moved is above the current average of the set it is entering. Adding it to the new set will raise its average.

Christian Walker is perverse and a degenerate. Everything that comes out of his mouth proves that. California has produced some real degenerates in its time, Charlie Manson leaps to mind, so him leaving California will put it in good stead. He might become another Manson if he hung around. Same ghastly vibes, but thankfully he’s leaving now. He’s a form of pollution that California doesn’t need, it’s got enough problems.

Florida is also the land of nutters and zanies, but most of them would have to stretch a bit to get down to Christian Walker’s level. He’ll show them what weird is. Florida’s weirdness level just got increased (as did California’s, if you’re into California bashing, as Will Rogers was.)

Ergo, the Will Rogers Phenomenon applies exactly.

This photo is taken on Beverly Drive. You may recognize it from a lot of TV and movies, starting with The Beverly Hillbillies and going on to Down and Out In Beverly Hills. I drove it every day of my life for many years because Beverly Drive turns into Coldwater Canyon and that’s one of the highways to the San Fernando Valley.

At the crack of dawn all of us worker bees would suit up in our bedroom communities in the valley and head through the Canyon, past all the mansions, and pull into the parking garages of the towers of commerce on Wilshire Boulevard, where we entered the hive of our florescent lit cubicles and toiled in the vineyards of the wealthy.

I mention this because even with his Daddy’s money, Walker doesn’t live here, in the wealthiest of neighborhoods. And Walker doesn’t even earn a living here, as some of us did. Walker is a show pony and a poseur. Florida deserves him. California is cheering its good luck.

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4 COMMENTS

  1. I’ve seen a few of his videos and he does not make a positive impression. I’ve read recently that Florida has become more expensive than California, so he is in for quite the wake-up.

    • It won’t even register on him. He’s still on Daddy’s dime. As perverse as he is, I don’t see him fitting into any normal work world. Although, who knows? He might fit right in with the DeSatan campaign. This may be a good move for him after all.

      • He’s so obviously gay (I’m not sure if he’s out or not) that Don’t Say Gay Santis would be hard pressed to find him a position.

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