All of those disgusting, dishonest people back there. I call them the fake news   Donald Trump
If there's one nice thing about having "like, the best brain," the way Trump does, it means that he doesn't have to waste any...
GOP strategist Rick Wilson named his new book "Everything Trump touches, dies." I've been calling Trump the "Anti-Midas" for quite a while now, everything he touches turns to shit. Just look at Ronny Jackson. "The Candyman" was as happy...
Ted Cruz is the opposite of Sara Lee, everybody doesn’t like him. Or, at least it seems that way. George W. Bush, for one, has never made any bones about his feelings. Dallas Morning News:
Cruz once worked for the...
No sense makes sense  Charles Manson
O-tay, somebody is gonna have to walk me through this one. I know we've all been unfairly transplanted to the barren steppes of Trumpmenistan, but in what parallel universe does the salvation of...
This is below the belt even for Ted Cruz. Clearly, Cruz has looked at the recent polls, all of which have O’Rourke either in a dead heat or trailing by a few points. And definitely, Cruz can’t stand it...
No, I am not going to flaunt my masters degree in poli-sci from Jim Bob's University, Kwik Mart, and Bait Shop. I don't roll that way. But late last week, a GOP strategist said something that was actually logical,...
Relax. No, I'm not spiking the ball on the 1 yard line, and I'm not slowing down to look for the checkered flag at mile 499 of the Indy 500 either. But if we do the "sweat equity" to...
If Donald Trump was a normal guy, right about now he’d be running either to a psychic or a shrink to find out why his life is going to hell all at once. As if the fifth column in...
A few days ago, coming off of being down and out for a bit, I wrote an article taking John Kasich behind the woodshed. In the article, I referred to him as a condescending little prick, for his cavalier...
Donald Trump is a used car salesman. He didn't "Make America Great Again," but he did turn back the odometer.   Jim Carrey
Look, I'm not going to bore everybody, myself included, in retelling all of the ways that El Pendejo...
