There are two things faster than a speeding bullet. One is Superman and the other is Donald Trump’s fastball. When did he play baseball, you ask? Oh, we’re not talking about that. We’re talking about his football fast ball. Whut? Here, it’s so much easier to show you this marvel than to describe it. Prop your eyelids open and don’t blink now, you’re liable to miss it.
A beautiful day in the Great State of IOWA🏈
Donald Trump Truth Social Post 09:24 PM EST 9/08/23 pic.twitter.com/bXthYa6lyC
— Donald J. Trump Posts From His Truth Social (@TrumpDailyPosts) September 10, 2023
As Groucho Marx observed, “Everybody wants to get into the act.” Trump just had to throw a football and one of his MAGAs just had to photoshop it into the blur you saw.
Here’s the un-photoshopped version. The irony of Trump’s lie being outed by his ally, RSBN, has me in stiches.
President Donald J. Trump signed footballs and threw them into the crowd of students for the Iowa v. Iowa State Football Game pic.twitter.com/6830koJOAX
— RSBN 🇺🇸 (@RSBNetwork) September 9, 2023
He’s lofting that football, not throwing it. And that wimpy wrist action is classic. I don’t throw that badly and I’m a girl.
Now just for the heck of it, here’s a guy throwing a fast ball at 105 mph.
Now, if we just go at face value, Trump’s arm and the ball in his hand, moved ever so much faster than 105.5 MPH. Right? So what’s your guess, Trump can throw a football 150 MPH? More? Faster than the speed of light? In his Plymouth Satellite?
Not everybody was impressed by this faux pitch.
A beautiful day, indeed LOL pic.twitter.com/YoRR2oIDvm
— JB (@jbtrans2006) September 10, 2023
And this will thrill you. Dinesh D’Souza has a new film out and Trump is promo-ing it in his Truth Social X account.
“‘Police State’ is a movie that I never wanted to make, because I never wanted America to get to a point where a movie like this needed to be made. I feel like the animal that alerts the herd to approaching danger, so we can take precautionary steps before it’s too late.”… pic.twitter.com/MQTRTlstTh
— Donald J. Trump Posts From His Truth Social (@TrumpDailyPosts) September 10, 2023
And you thought Rod Serling had an imagination. Nope. If anybody can create alternative worlds, it’s Donald Trump and MAGA.
And the motto of this story, Donald, is RSBN giveth and RSBN taketh away. If you’re going to photoshop their clips, you better get your hands on the originals and bury them.
“Police State” is a movie that I never wanted to make (presumably Dinesh D’Felon’s words being re-blathered by Trump).
No, but it’s the REALITY that D’Felon and Trump wanted to create. Of course, they wanted to be the “police” when the pair of them (and oh so many others) really need to be behind bars.