Burlesque Show Or Congressional Fundraiser?

There’s an old adage, “If you’ve got nothing to say, display cleavage.” And that makes complete sense for a lot of people but Kimberly Guilfoyle is actually an educated woman who had some legal chops, we are told, at one time. How she has fallen to her present station in life as consort to the eponymously named son of the most hated man on the planet, and spends all her time playing a modern day Toyko Rose and being eye candy to the jaded denizens of Mar-a-Lago, is not known. I can’t imagine that this is a fulfilling life style. But something happened when Guilfoyle went to Fox News. She became somebody else. It seems to be a theme that runs throughout the MAGAverse is that the worst instincts that a person has, carnal and otherwise, bubble to the top once you enter Trump world.

Elvira pulled off the look much better—and only while promoting B horror films. Wow, I’m starting to understand the connection. pic.twitter.com/J0aRsA9I69

— The Patriot Forge (@ThePatForge) March 21, 2024

Both these gals are in the same business, they’re promoting low grade horror shows. That’s why they wear the same costumes, you see.

So are we all living inside of:

1. A Mad Max movie?
2. A tacky men’s magazine?
3. The fall of the GOP?
4. The last days of Donald Trump?
5. All of the above?

Here’s one of Kimberly looking like a madam:

They think they are chic and cool. And I’ve lost count of how many years Kimberly and Junior have been engaged. What is it six now? Seven?

Now here’s an occasion to remember. For the first time ever, I agree completely with Marge Greene.

Nice to see something truthful come out of her mouth.

— As I see it (@GottaChangeIt) March 21, 2024

The tweet reads “complete failure.” Righto. Cheerio, pip pip.

Let’s see what happens to Moses Mikey in the morning. Right now the bats are out of the belfry and swirling around Mar-a-Lago as Donald tries to figure out what to do between now and the 25th, when his bond is posted, or his right to appeal lapses.

And in all truth? If he doesn’t have a lawyer to handle the appeal, why even go through the motions. So far as anyone knows, he has no lawyer and no lawyer, no case. Might as well just pay the fine and be done with it. Go on to the next trial.