Donald Trump’s full statement this morning has made its way to Twitter, via a reporter for Yahoo News.
A statement from Donald Trump. pic.twitter.com/xgewnzAjgt
— Alexander Nazaryan (@alexnazaryan) February 22, 2021
“Murders and violent crime is up, even though I personally got rid of MS-13 and Antifa and Spiderman — no wait, I left him — so why are you looking at my white collar crime, I mean really? Cyrus Vance wouldn’t have a job if it wasn’t for me, nobody would, not even the people in the McDonald’s in Trump Tower. Vance is lucky I don’t make him go work in the McDonald’s.”
This is as worked up as I think I’ve ever heard him. This is going to be something, the Manhattan D.A. v. Donald J. Trump.
Translation: “You’re a bunch of losers. I put you in the job and this is how you repay me. You can’t convict me anyway – I was president and that means everything I did was legal because I say so”
I didn’t think he ever been within two miles of a headhunter, except possibly the sleazier employment kind (the ones that will offer you a job that doesn’t even exist).
Those are deep QAnon tears. Sob deeply, President McCrime-a-lot.
No one cares but him…….he just doesn’t realize it.
That’s right Karma is a bitch. Bitch
I really think tRump finally landed on a money maker for his online kitsch sales: Little shrunken heads in his likeness adorned with little MAGA hats and suitable for hanging from your rear view mirror.
OMG! All the crimes he and enablers committed the last 5 years, he claims Dems are going to perform! He STILL REFERS TO HIMSELF AS “PRESIDENT”! This whole thing is a call to arms for the same seditious TRAITORS who answered his last call for 01/06!! How embarrassing for us to have the WORLD hear this whimpering toad whining and thinking we EVER allowed this disgusting example of how low an “American”can be to be in charge of OUR Great nation! Who wrote this for him?! Half the words aren’t even in his vocabulary!
I’d prefer a bobblehead—
His MAGAts care. I suspect we are in for another Trump riot on or about March 4. So much bother, so little relief. Can someone rouse the National Guard and give them real bullets?
Doesn’t sound real.
To paraphrase Joe Biden; Trump, a noun, a verb, and ELECTION FRAUD!!