Trump’s Got The Real Witches P*ssed Off Now, He Might Want To Watch It

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It’s truly amazing how Donald Trump manages to p*ss off everybody and everything, given enough time. Now, the fact that he has used the term “Witch Hunt!” over 600 times on Twitter and four times just Sunday, has gotten the attention of real practitioners of the Dark Arts, and they are not amused. Daily Beast:

Witches view the use of the phrase as more than just a pejorative rhetorical device. They place it, rather, in the larger context of the president demonizing and marginalizing minority groups. According to witches who spoke to The Daily Beast, most contemporary witches are feminists and support other marginalized groups. Salisbury called Trump’s witch hunt tweets “disgraceful,” especially because of Trump’s attacks on immigrants and women.

The truth of the matter is, that while Trump is blaming the witches for his downfall, particularly the rigged ones, they want nothing to do with him. They know he’s his own worst enemy and he’ll destroy himself.

But Trump doesn’t need to be worried about a plague of toads showing up at the White House any time soon. Randall said most witches have opted not to use magic against Trump.

“I don’t think we need to attack Trump with spells,” Randall said. “He’s in the middle of a process of self-destruction.”

“Trump is safe from any ‘witch hunt’ because no self-respecting coven would have him,” Randall added.

Instead, the witches just want Trump to stop comparing himself to the victims of anti-witch persecutions.

“If Mueller’s investigation were truly a ‘witch hunt,’ then Donald Trump would be hanging naked from chains in a cold barn somewhere, being tortured into admitting his pact with Satan, before being burned at the stake,” Randall said. “Instead he’s golfing at Mar-a-Lago.”

Poor sheltered Donald, thinking that people are out to get him — when the fact of the matter is, he is and always has been, his own worst enemy.

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