Oh, if I just had $5 for each time I have typed the sentence, “You can’t make this shit up,” we could all be sitting on my private island in the Caribbean drinking mai tais and whopping it up. Melania Trump has announced the opening of her newest venture, a motion picture production company. What pictures does she intend to produce? Great question and we’ll get to that in a moment. What we do know is that her Amazon-produced documentary, “Melania” is coming out in January. So evidently Melania has decided that it’s going to be enough of a smash hit to where it now behooves her to becomes a movie producer. Mebbe.
PRESENTING: MUSE FILMS
My new production company.MELANIA, the film, exclusively in theaters worldwide on January 30th, 2026. pic.twitter.com/JgdG1vnOrC
— MELANIA TRUMP (@MELANIATRUMP) November 28, 2025
“Muse” is Melania’s Secret Service handle. What or whom she inspires is not clear. But then it’s not clear, either, if these handles are supposed to identify some quality of the person named or if they’re just words that are chosen for some other reason. For instance, all of the Trump family has handles that begin with “M.” Ivanka’s is Marvel, Jared’s is Mechanic, Eric is Marksman and Junior is Mountaineer (in recognition that he was once a bartender in Colorado?) Who knows?
So what films will Melania make? Films about herself? Let’s see how the worldwide release goes on January 30 before we start counting the millions of dollars made, shall we? Amazon Studios has made money and it’s also made its share of flops, so nothing is guaranteed. As a matter of fact, it might have been prudent on Melania’s part to wait and see how the box office did but she seems certain that she’s headed for stardom.
— Antifany ofClarence🌊🌊🌊 (@truebluepixie) November 28, 2025
If these numbers on Twitter are in any way reflective of the interest of the general public, Melania is headed towards her own Heaven’s Gate. But maybe she’s got some ideas. Maybe she could star Barron in a docu-drama about Rudolf Valentino. That could be interesting. Or, writer Paul Rudnick says that maybe Melania can do a remake of Pretty Woman, with the protagonist describing herself as a supermodel and entrepreneur. You see? The creative juices are flowing left and right on social media since news of this momentous occasion broke.
— Doeseydotes (@doeseydotes) November 28, 2025
Or how about a remake of Animal Farm starring hubby as the Leader? That’s a great piece of casting.
It really is incredible
— Mary 🇺🇸 🇮🇪 🇺🇦 (@mtsand3) November 28, 2025
Originally, when Bezos offered Melania the $40 million for the movie, I figured she was only too happy to take the money. Now I’m wondering if Melania believes that she’s universally worshipped and everybody will be flocking to the movies to see her film debut, so she best have a production company up and running to do a sequel. I guess we’re going to find out the end of January where all this is going.
Maybe documentaries about all the Trumps will become the newest rage, ya spose?
maybe, but i wouldn’t bet on it…
Muse? To me she’s always seemed like an advanced android that’s got a fairly realistic imitation human skin covering it but a coldness about it that keeps it from being desirable or sexy. Someone who gives me flashbacks to college days and bar closing time where guys and gals that were really lonesome and horny would settle for anyone of the opposite sex to home and spend the night with – IF they were drunk enough not to care about the ribbing they’d get from friends the next day about who they went off and boinked. For guys the crass saying at such times was ‘A 4 and a six-pack equals a 10.’ No woman ever told me what gals equivalent of that saying was (I never asked) but I assume women had their own version. There’s just nothing I find attractive about her. She’s one of those people who is so ugly a person on the inside it radiates to their demeanor in a way that makes some people who objectively would be considered pretty/handsome to be more like a store mannequin.
Muse? I suspect for some in the Secret Service what they really think when using thta call sign for her is MEDUSSA. Yeah, I can see Melania that way, wearing a wig over the real hair made of snakes! Perhaps Muse is an acronym of MUSE = Medussa’s Uglier Sibling Evilertwin.