Another headline straight out of The Onion. Yesterday we saw Donald Trump fumble through a presser where he confused the word “adopt” with the word “adapt.” A third-grader knows the difference but not our 79-year-old Commander In Chief. Yes, we speak of the stable genius, married to the Einstein visa recipient who speaks five languages. That pair. Added to the abilities which you already see Trump display (we’ll wait while you wrack your brain to see what those might be) J.D. Vance wants you to know that Donald has “supernatural abilities.” You can’t make this up.
JD Vance claims Trump "has better instincts about human beings than anybody I've ever met … it's almost a supernatural ability" pic.twitter.com/TLzikAP0BJ
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 14, 2025
Of course it’s a supernatural ability. We would not expect a charismatic cult leader to have anything less than that, now would we? Trump is the only person who has been in the White House who needs this level of hype, that he’s divinely sent by God and has supernatural abilities. What’s next, he starts to walk across the White House pool? Or maybe the Potomac? Does he crawl the Washington Monument like Spiderman? How far do these super powers go?
And if you doubt for a moment that J.D. Vance is a complete whore, here he is blaming migrants for taking your houses away from you.
JD Vance: A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because illegal immigrants were taking houses.
pic.twitter.com/rEbc8vRL7l— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) November 14, 2025
So they just walk in and take them over or they purchase them somehow? Or J.D. doesn’t know? Say what you will about Mike Pence, he never stooped to these levels. I never thought I would actually miss Pence, but I can say that yes, if this is the choice, then in fact I do.
What an easy governing philosophy Republicans have. Just blame every problem on Biden, Democrats, and migrants. Then you never have to solve anything and can blame all your failures on other people. This is especially useful when you are grossly unqualified for your position.
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) November 14, 2025
That pretty much says it all.
