I sure hope they’re keeping Donald off of social media today, because he will come unglued. Yes, Sir, he will. He’ll be hiding under the bed soon, popping Adderall and sloshing Diet Coke all over the rug and sucking his thumb. You’ve already seen Steven Cheung’s feckless attempts at revisionist history of the event not only in Washington yesterday, but the No Kings protests nationwide. That’s laughable, but nothing like what the creative pundits who know how to edit video and post on TikTok have come up with. This will make Donald rip out his remaining hairs.
Some of these videos are brutal 😆🤦♂️ pic.twitter.com/iDkEucDuY0
— Bricktop_NAFO (@Bricktop_NAFO) June 15, 2025
We had a parade in honour of Donald, too. Watch until end. pic.twitter.com/C4mE406m25
— TinyTussi (@TinyTussi) June 15, 2025
Now here’s a part that I missed.
The best part… 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/MOiOyablJx
— Jupiter's Jinx 🇺🇸 (@JohnStag86404) June 15, 2025
If Melania gets any more stonefaced she’s going to shatter into a million brittle pieces.
Well, now it’s starting to become clear why Karoline Leavitt is in silent running mode and Oddjob is attempting to gaslight everybody that the parade was a resounding success, whereas No Kings had “miniscule” attendance. Sorry, Oddjob. What we can tell you about public perception is that once the public has a perception, it stays. Even if it is wrong. This is why a certain percentage of the population believes that Barack Obama was born in Kenya and will die believing it. Or, that Lizzie Bordon killed her parents, when in fact she was acquitted. You can’t walk this stuff back once it’s out there, sadly, truth or lies. And in this case, truth trumped Trumpty.
But keep trying! I want to see if Ron Filipkowski is right and by Tuesday Trump will be announcing that the 250,000 people in attendance at the parade is now 2.5 million. I wouldn’t bat an eyelash if that happens. That is vintage Trump.
Note the soldiers didn’t even care enough to march in step *dies laughing* I can just imagine the thoughts going through their heads “why in the fook are we forced to do this shizzle!?”
The version of ‘Thus spake Zarathustra’ in the video was pitch perfect for the occasion.
Appropriately flat.
“Or, that Lizzie Bordon killed her parents, when in fact she was acquitted.”
An acquittal does NOT mean she didn’t do it. After all, OJ was acquitted and a very substantial portion of the population still firmly believes he killed Nicole and Ron.
Another thing the soldiers didn’t do was salute the President.
Why salute a draft dodger