A few days ago J.D. Vance wrote on his Twitter feed that he was going to skip the Inauguration so that he could watch the Buckeyes play Notre Dame. People took him at his word which people are wont to do when an elected official says something. But evidently this repartee on Vance’s part was not recognized for the Shavian wit that it was and numerous news organization, notably Fox News, asked Vance to clarify:
“I really wish they could move the game until Tuesday,” Vance told Fox News. “If you’re watching this show and you have the power, I’d really like to watch the Buckeyes, and I don’t want to be at the inaugural ball staring at my phone because we’re watching Ohio State versus Notre Dame. So, let’s move that game. But if not, I’ll be rooting for the Buckeyes in spirit.”
Vance will take the oath of office before President-elect Donald Trump is sworn in on Monday, Jan. 20, hours before Ohio State faces the Fighting Irish in the College Football Playoff final in Atlanta.
Vance and Trump will be sworn in after noon on Monday. A parade, featuring the Middletown High School band and cheerleaders, will follow with several inauguration balls.
Again, J.D. may think that this is funny ha ha but anything he says having to do with official United States business is going to be taken at face value. But I guess that maybe you need to have more than two years experience as a junior senator to know that.
What a fiasco. Two-year-wonder Vance in the number two position, with a *president* who’s obese and has a terrible diet and could kick at any time; a blackout drunk running the Department of Defense; an election denier heading the Department of Justice; and a wild eyed punk in line to take over the FBI and make Trump’s enemies list his number one priority.
What could go wrong? That’s not the question. What could possibly go right with this klown kar kakistocracy from Hell?
And let’s not forget the anti-vaxxer (Bobby “brain-worm” Kennedy) heading up HHS
When you install an evil clown in the White House…all of us are now in the evil circus with a thousand evil clowns. Should I grab popcorn before the atrocities…er…the festivities begin?