Earlier this morning I saw a post here on Politizoom regarding humorous political limericks. Well, all is not hunky dory this morning but I feel better than yesterday so I added a creation of my own in the comments. Sort of a ‘develop the right attitude’ for the day type of thing. (Note to Trumpy – if you don’t like it tough noogies. Kash Patel will tell you where to find me if you have the stones to do something about it, one old fat guy against one old fat guy. Hell, I’ll even give the Secret Service my cane, without which my risk of falling jumps exponentially) Anyway, in browsing the news I came across a little gem about the ever hapless Devin Nunes and figure why not keep having some fun at the expense of Trumpty and his a-hole minions?
Remember the saga of Devin Nunes Cow? How the mythical cow taunted him on (then) twitter and hurt his fee-fees? Devin, who despite his claims (part of why he could never prevail in court) never did have a dairy cow operation so a parody account using a COW to mock ole Devin was going to be created by someone. But rather than just let it go and become a non-story, lost amidst all the other Trump stuff Nunes went to court. He wanted the creator of the account unmasked. He sued for damages for being ‘defamed. Devin kept at it in court and kept losing. All he did was keep the whole story out there and fuel the mockery!
Alas, the whole thing eventually more or less faded into the background even as we learned a Democratic Congressman was behind the Devin Nunes Cow account. However, it turns out Devin Nunes Cow had one last (?) pitcher of milk to dump on his head:
Former Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA) once again failed at an effort to sue after being mocked by parody Twitter accounts, including one called “Devin Nunes’ Cow.”
On Monday, Democratic strategist Adam Parkhomenko revealed that the case against him filed by Nunes in Virginia had been dismissed after having no activity for more than three years.
“This case is dismissed from the docket and placed among the ended cases,” the order said.
Raw Story reminds us Nunes previously lost a $250 million dollar lawsuit against twitter for ‘damages’ caused by the Devin Nunes account. (Pssst. Hey Devin. Everyone knew you were an idiotic asshat long before the Cow came along!) So the whole thing is finally over. Or is it? I put a question mark up earlier because this is after all Devin Nunes and rather than do the smart thing and ignore this oh so small brief glimpse of news about the embarrassment he visited upon himself for so long Nunes might just decide to file a new lawsuit. Maybe convince Trumpty to order Kash Patel to send forth the FBI to identify the offending cow and bring it to justice! Who knows? I’ll be somewhere in Vegas some odds makers are figuring out the betting line on whether Nunes lets this go or ramps it all up again.
In any case I find the whole thing funny and thought you might too. Don’t throw away all your old Devin Nunes cow insults and jokes. You might get a chance to use them all (and new ones) all over again!
Wow, the brilliance of these folks is amazing! Even though he lost $250 mil, he’s getting riled enough to try again. Awesome /s
Not exactly how it went down but I guess the sentiment is valid, nevertheless.
Back in the day when things were yet simple, like the science deniers, many young brains coming on line with positive attitudes and REAL knowledge, something Trump has none of … This clown was one of the worst know-nothings spouting real garbage, like Trump’s, (how about injecting pandemic victims with bleach, not aware of the horrible death the host would suffer before losing their life to kill the virus).
Wow, talk about not stopping digging when you’ve got the shovel worn in
Apparently Nunes doesn’t understand the first amendment. Satire and political speech give wide latitude to content. If Tom.Lever were still performing, we’d have a musical.love letter to Nunes’ cow.
Goddess, these Republicans are thin-skinned. Hubert Humphrey didn’t whine when Leher wrote a,song about him. GOP, if you can’t stand the heat, it’s time to get out of the kitchen and in front of the air conditioner– and take Trump, Vance,,and Soon with you.