Another Sign That Trump Knows He’s Losing. The Most Pathetically Transparent One Yet

That’s the thing about being a sociopath with extreme Narcissistic tendencies. The combination of being wrapped in a totally self absorbed cocoon, combined with a complete lack of a moral compass means you have absolutely no idea when you’re making a complete horse’s ass out of yourself.

I don’t know if you’ve heard this or not, since Traitor Tot is such a fire hose of bullsh*t, but twice in the last couple of days in interviews, El Pendejo ex Presidente has said with the cutest little faux sincerity that if he’s elected again in November, one of his first acts on Day One would be to pardon Hunter Biden. The reason being that Hunter Biden shouldn’t be the victim of retribution for a politically motivated investigation.

Sweet Jesus, how many ways of displaying calculated insincerity and rampant cynicism can even a total sociopath spout out in one statement? Just for starters:

• It was FrankenTrump that personally sicced Igor, Lev, and Rudy on a personal quest to dig up slime on Hunter as well as Joe Biden in Ukraine
• It was baron von Schitzenpants who personally ran a phone extortion scheme on Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, demanding formal Ukrainian investigations into the Bidens, or no critical military aid
• It was Traitor Tot that personally ordered Tubby the Ewok to appoint the two Special Counsels that ingloriously crashed and burned after years of futility
• But it was offshoots of those useless investigations that uncovered enough evidence of tax fraud and gun violations that allowed local federal prosecutors to start their own investigations, leading to Hunter’s current dilemmas

And now The Peach Penguin wants to pardon Hunter Biden for a politically motivated persecution? It was The Cheeto Prophet who personally engineered every step of those political persecutions. And let’s remember this. With Tubby the Ewok sitting in the AG’s chair, Traitor Tot had hourly access to every federal investigation and prosecution if he wanted it. If The Trumpster Fire wanted the Hunter Biden persecution to stop, all he had to do is to was pick up the phone and tell tubby to cut that sh*t out!

Long and short – Traitor Tot doesn’t give a sh*t about Hunter Biden. In fact, I’m pretty sure that he secretly hopes that Hunter gets the sh*t kicked out of him every day at Club Fed. But now expediency rears its ugly head.

I’ve written a couple of times now over the last few days about how Kamala Harris’s words and body language show that she thinks this thing is under control. Just get your people to the polls, and she’s in. I also think that Traitor Tot can read those same tea leaves, Not only that, but I think he instinctively realizes that the sands have shifted under his feet since 2020, and legal challenges are unlikely to work.

So it’s time for a Hail Mary. If it turns out that Traitor Tot loses in November, and he can’t finagle a way to make a constitutional crisis out of it, watch for Il Douche to revert to his most base self. Basically get down and dirty.

If Trump loses, then he has about 46 days to work with. Watch for The Mango Messiah to start playing on Biden’s love for his son, and his deep Catholic faith. Hey, I lost. But I said all the way back in October that if I was elected, I’d pardon Hunter Biden to save him from political persecution. The least that President Biden can do is to use his remaining time in office to pardon me, and save me from the same political persecution I was willing to save his son from.

You tell me if that isn’t as purely Trumpian as it gets. It’ll never work with Harris, simply because Trump never personally ran either her or any of hers through the DOJ wringer. But Biden is the one thing that His Lowness will never be. A decent man.

And in all honesty, Whatever gets you through the night, Dipsh*t Donnie. I don’t think it will work with Biden either. The threat Trump posed to democracy brought Biden out of a grieving retirement to save it. It was Trump who personally engineered his son’s downfall when he was at his most vulnerable. And best of all, I honestly think that Biden sincerely believes that Trump is legitimately guilty of everything he’s charged with. And he’s not about to give him a free pass. Let a jury pf his peers deal with it. 

Now you know why we do this. With the news changing so quickly, there are really important things that don’t get a full segment on MSNBC or CNN, but they’re there if you know where to look. And it’s the best sign I’ve seen yet that Traitor Tot knows he’s in trouble. If his own fat ass wasn’t at stake, there’d be no reason to make a dishonest, token concession to his nonexistent humanity. Don’t touch that dial.

I thank you for the privilege of your time.

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