SNeer-o Piddles While Rome Burns

I’ve been waiting for this day, and now that it’s here, it’s glorious. I’ve written recently that the chickens are finally coming home to roost, covering Traitor Tot and his campaign with guano. But this last chicken is more like Cujo the Chicken. Yeah, like mutant condor-chicken size at least.

The New York Times reported yesterday that in private meetings and strategy sessions, Traitor Tot is bitching out aides and staff for not having enough money to get through the rest of the campaign. That’s right. The self proclaimed King of Debt is now pissing and moaning that he’s stony skint, and it’s F*cking up his rally schedule for the dread disease Lackamoola.

And the most satisfying thing is that it’s reciprocal, the campaign feels the same way about His Lowness. They’re furious that he’s going out and pissing away money while he’s trying to make it.

Examples. A few weeks ago El Pendejo ex Presidente went to New York for a quick fundraiser. Except instead of getting in and out, he scheduled a rally in the Bronx. That meant permit application fees, a surety bond for damage to public property, police overtime to pitch in for security, crowd and traffic control, and overtime for Streets and Sanitation for blocking roads, barricading sidewalks, and cleaning up the park after the event.

And he did the same thing yesterday in California. Two rallies in states he can’t win while he strokes himself, and burning into the profits from the fundraisers to boot. That’s like driving for Uber to make some extra scratch, then treating yourself to lunch at Benihana’s after your first fare.

Payback is a bitch, and she’s in heat. This is the ultimate example of the fact that Trump could f*ck up a one car funeral. Since the day his legal problems began, he has lived by one Golden Legal Rule, Delay, Delay, Delay. Which means an endless series of court hearings, filings, and appeals, all of which cost money. Which Traitor Tot couldn’t spare with his assets frozen on the civil fraud case.

And yet, with all his best efforts, with the sole exception of his tame lap puppy Kindergarten Judge in Florida, all Il douche has managed to do is to pile everything together all at once at the worst possible time, namely right through the middle of the campaign;

• The two E Jean Carroll civil cases were a stark reminder that Trump is nothing more or less than another lowlife sexual predator
• The New York Attorney General sought and obtained a civil verdict that Traitor Tot was basically running an illegal Boiler Room fraud operation for the last 20 or so years, bringing up again Trump U and the Trump Charity
• Trump was convicted criminally in a Manhattan state court on 34 courts of fraud
• Even his hand picked Supreme Court failed him, not only granting him limited presidential immunity rather than the blanket immunity he had requested, they got the case back to Judge Chutkan in New York in time for Special Counsel Jack Smith to file a shiny new superseding indictment with the court in a 90+ page bombshell filing that basically convicted Trump in the court of public opinion

And now finally, at this late stage of the game, Traitor Tot has done what everybody thought was impossible, exhausted even his vaunted small donor base. I wrote several months ago that The Pampers President was in the hurt locker, a report at that time showed that his small donor fundraising was some 63% less than it was at the same point in the 2020 cycle. Part of this was shrinkage in his base, and part of it was the Trump Fatigue of constantly getting hit up for more cash.

But here’s what I think was the straw that broke the camel’s back, and you could see trouble brewing from the start. Thanks to his burgeoning civil and criminal legal liabilities, Trump actually filed his candidacy papers in November of 2022, a full two years before the general election. The day after he created a Leadership PAC, which is just poli-speak for a slush fund. Trump started hammering for donations two years before election day, and started immediately spending on lawyers. Worse yet, he engineered a takeover that had RNC fundraising e-mails and texts redirecting funds to the campaign and Leadership PAC.

But here’s the frigging-in-the-rigging. The media caught on quickly, and started reporting that small money donations, especially to the Leadership PAC were being diverted to pay Trump’s legal fees. Donations were down, and the RNC and state parties were cash starved. And here came the canary in the coal mine. Well before the primaries, former South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley announced her run, and immediately started posting healthy fundraising numbers. This allowed her to continue to maul Traitor Tot, nicking him for 30%+ in almost every primary state, but also depriving him of the cash he desperately needed. And even after Haley dropped out, I can pretty well guarantee you that those funds didn’t start coming The Peach Penguin’s way.

Now look at the lineups going into the last three weeks. The Democrats have Harris, Walz, Joe and Jill biden, Barack Obama and Bill Clinton, and all the money they need to dispatch them wherever they’ll do the most good

And on the other side, you have Traitor Tot and the Hillbilly Imbecile, going where the money lets them, while Il Douche has to make side trips to the small GOP cash stations. And by now even die hard Trump supporters have been inundated with so many panic stricken e-mail and text blasts that the sheer redundancy has stripped them of all importance. If Traitor Tot ends up losing, in the post election autopsy report, this may end up being a decisive, if little reported on factor. Don’t touch that dial.

I thank you for the privilege of your time.

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