Every time that Traitor Tot opens his mouth, I keep being reminded of the vampire character Deacon Frost’s description of La magra, the blood Fod in Blade, “And when it gets here, you’re history. You can’t talk to it, you can’t deal with it, you can’t fight it, you can’t run from it. It’s a f*cking force of nature, and when it gets here, your world is over!”
Remind you of anybody? Every time Traitor Tot opens his mouth, and doesn’t immediately stuff it with a bacon double cheeseburger, you know that bullsh*t is about to spew out.
But here’s the thing that makes His Lowness like the blood God La Magra. He. Doesn’t. Care. He doesn’t care if every word out of his mouth is bullsh*t. He doesn’t care if you know it’s bullsh*t. He doesn’t care if you fact check him. He doesn’t care because when it comes to being a lying sack of sh*t, as Deacon Frost said, He’s a f*cking force of nature!
But every once in a while, Trump goes so far off of the rails that even common decency requires calling a spade a spade. The first was the day of his Inauguration, when an embarrassingly small crowd showed up on the National Mall to watch him be sworn in. The media immediately gleefully showed photographic proof of Trump’s piss poor crowd compared to Obama’s in 2008. A furious Traitor Tot sent his press corp pimp Sean Spicer out to angrily denounce the media, yelling, “President Trump had the largest inaugural crowd in history! Period!” Trump didn’t even care if it was bullsh*t, because Trump is so delusional he can’t even tell the truth to himself.
There were two more primo examples of self delusional bullsh*t pulled in front of the press corp today. With absolutely no photographic flats or evidence at all, El Pendejo ex Presidente straight faced told the reporters that when you look at the photographs, his 2021 Ellipse speech actually drew a bigger crowd than MLK’s I Have A Dream speech. stand up and take a bow, FOOL, you just cost yourself any black voter stragglers you still had in your stable.
But this next one is the Gold Medal winner in the Olympic category of Brain Dead Stupid Political Bullsh*t. In his delusional rant today, Il Douche lambasted the media assembled for lavishly praising Kamala Harris’s crowd size while ignoring the fact that he had attracted a crowd of 88,000 to hear him speak in South Carolina. When I heard that I told Teri, He’s f*cking crazy. 88,000 fans is what it takes to fill a major college football stadium.
I knew my sh*t. Here’s the real story. A couple of years ago, in a publicity stunt, Trump went to the Palmetto Bowl on the campus of the University of South Carolina. The crowd that filled the stadium was 88.000. Trump was introduced on the PA as the former President, stood up, waved at the crowd, then sat back down. That’s it. He never said a word. Which led Ali Velshi on MSNBC tonight to opine, I should tell the media department at NBC to start pushing my show with my last visit to Yankee stadium. After all, those people all showed up to see ME.
But here’s the McGuffin. As I’ve written before, the electorate of 2024 is younger, darker, more motivated, and better educated. Late to the party, the media is still belatedly fact checking Trump. The 18-29 demographic is growing, as is the 30-45 demographic. They are unlikely to live in the FUX News bubblesphere, and if my 67 year old ass can see through that one, so can they. Desperation thy name is Trump.
I thank you for the privilege of your time.
I think he couldn’t stand to be out of the news cycle and finally had to do this. Of course he didn’t travel anywhere, it was strictly at his convenience. He also said he is doing a lot of campaigning, like during the presser. Ok, we’ll see how that works out.