I wonder if they use window cleaning equipment on the walls at Mar-a-Lago after the owner has one of his fits? I’m thinking of squeegees and the like. Or wait, maybe what they do is hose the walls down. Ya spose? Think about it now, if you simply paint the walls with some kind of a lacquer finish, several coats, knowing that the poor wall will soon be dripping in ketchup no matter what happens, then you can get a kind of routine going. “Ketchup Drill!” the cry goes echoing through the halls and people show up with the necessary equipment and accoutrements to douche the rooms, so to speak, after Donald Trump has released his angst once again. (Look at it this way, he’s impotent except for sporadic ketchup rages.)
Isn’t that a howler? But wait, there’s more. This ad will be “digitally geofenced” at Trump Tower, per the Lincoln Project press release.
April 29, 2024 – As Trump stews every night at Trump Tower, the Lincoln Project has released a new “audience-of-one” ad that’s bound to have him chucking his happy meal at the wall in despair. “Guilty” features a whispering voice speaking directly to Trump about all the ways he’s ruined his life and how the walls are closing in.
“Trump falls asleep in the courtroom because he stays up all night dejected, afraid and all alone. He’s rattled at the prospect of being thrown into a court holding cell,” said Rick Wilson, co-founder of the Lincoln Project. “So while he rots away while essentially confined to Trump Tower, we want to make him feel the claustrophobia of prison as much as possible.”
“The ad will run digitally geofenced at Trump Tower this week.”
Geofencing is a location-based service by which an app or other software program uses radio frequency identification (RFID), Wi-Fi, GPS, or cellular data to trigger a targeted marketing action (such as a text, email, social media advertisement, or app notification) when a mobile device or RFID tag enters or exits a virtual geographic boundary, known as a geofence.
A simple example of using geofencing in geotargeted marketing is when someone walks near a Starbucks at the mall and receives an app notification that says: “Get a free cake pop with the purchase of a venti drink. Today only!”
Donald is already nuts but this should send him totally over the edge. Maybe it will be a 5-bottle rage. Or a six. Does the cleaning crew at Mar-a-Lago don Hazmat suits? Maybe they should start. Maybe they will start.
And what would be a real howler is if they quit en masse and left Melania to clean up the mess. The ketchup would harden on the wall and become modern art, in that eventuality.
I especially love the use of the clip of Trump ducking behind the podium when someone jumped on stage. If the clip would have run longer we would have seen him then duck down behind a security or secret service person. That clip has not been used as effectively as it should for all the times he claims he is a tough guy.