Zoom Survey: Who Does Trump Love More …. ?


Ha, faked you out a bit, and I do apologize. We are not going to have a survey because the moment you see the question, you’ll see there is no need.

But I do need to explain. We have taken some serious matters quite seriously lately, appropriately so. It is just as appropriate to occasionally not take ourselves as seriously.

To that end, Jimmy Kimmel asked an excellent question last night. Who does Trump love more, Kim Jung Un or Melania?

See? That is a ridiculous survey question – or a joke – because the obvious answer is C) Himself, even though you were not provided that option, it IS the obvious answer. Too obvious, you don’t get a survey. 🙂

So easy.

People in love with other people, especially newlyweds expecting their only child, do not have sex with porn stars they just met twenty minutes ago. At least, that is my understanding, and just trust me on this, my wife agrees.

Moreover, a person in love does not allow his partner to practice shooting missiles toward him, and then sort of forgive and forget. No, not without a discussion, perhaps counseling. Just “forgiving and forgetting” isn’t love, it is more indicative of a relationship based on convenience, desperation, sex, or a need to win a Nobel prize because a former significant other did.

But, really, the only answer is all too easy. It is C, because the only thing Trump loves is himself, and his “thing.” And though it’s not a big thing, it does have big ramifications. Seriously.

Why does Kimmel pay people so much to write jokes? This is like shooting tuna in a cup.


Peace, y’all. Be good to each other, smile once in a while.


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  1. I wondered how to put that out there, for at least the, “thinking people”, …. it’s SO hard to believe that DJT got to where he is, because until recently, there has been little to none of the background explanation of why everyone that trump deals with or associates with him, “had better toe the line, and praise him properly or else”, it is a hidden flaw that makes life for anyone trying to deal with his Manic, explosive, temper tantrums, throwing objects around the oval office, acting like a little boy, stomping feet, screaming hate comments and totally wrong displays of self control, non-intelligent vocalizations and brutal attacks of other’s worth and intelligence.

    These are signs of someone in definite need of a very high level intervention … without it DJT carries a few big sticks that could endanger our peace, our security, our very lives and those of many if not all living things on Earth … fact is, he can’t care, he never could … his fantasy life would include a free ride to be a Master with loads of young girl sex slaves in his harem, as I’m beginning to see how really bizarre this person has been in the shadows, ever since that cover shot on Playboy Magazine, (March-1990), His mannerisms, treatment of women, his Racism as the constants in his life …. but the scariest thing is his love of power, the power over other people, especially women, people of color …

    His lack of knowledge, makes him try to keep up with the real smart people by performing constantly wrong blathering self-promotion statements at the most embarrassing and in-appropriate times for our whole country … he has become an international buffoon, and carries little to no respect, which immediately makes our country take it on the chin … the GOP/Moscow Mitch has systematically been taking out all the smart people and the helpers that let smart people get those things done we need desperately in our government … includes those units dedicated to protecting our lives, food, water, climate and health systems.

    I’m impressed with you and others that are able to put things into words so much better than I can do … sorry about my rants, these days have inverted so much of our former security and there is just little fun any more …

    • You have no trouble putting fantastic points into words.
      As to your first question. Had I handed you $450 million to start out life and to bail you out of bad situations, you’d have lots of friends and get lots of privileges, too. Though, gotta say, had someone handed me that kind of money, even way back when I was young, I would have invested it with a good financial manager, donated 25 million to my alma mater with a deal that I get an office and staff to give away the rest of my fortune, maybe keeping $25 million for myself, bc I am immature and greedy. … I’d be a real billionaire today, and have lots more to give away.


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