Art imitates life and life imitates art. And now we have Fox News imitating gay satire. Tucker Carlson has come out with a series of documentaries, which he calls “originals.” This one deals with the burning issue of the end of masculinity, as we know it.
Manly man Tucker Carlson won’t stand for such a thing happening on his watch. Aren’t you relieved?
Tucker is promoting his new documentary called, ‘The End of Men.’ He says, “One of the biggest stories of our lifetimes is the total collapse of testosterone levels in American men.” (This may be more autobiographical) pic.twitter.com/QFIpcNhaIU
— Ron Filipkowski ?? (@RonFilipkowski) April 16, 2022
Tucker would get arrested if he showed this video in a Florida classroom. https://t.co/nNjOhzvIFj
— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) April 16, 2022
I don’t know what the monolithic crotch machine is, do you? A heat lamp? Anybody? I vote for Space Alien Testosterone Charging Station, only to be found at Burning Man, or the editing room at Fox News.
Here’s what the God Squad on Righteous Gemstones looks like. This series is hilarious. If you haven’t been watching it, you’re in for a treat. The Gemstones are a family of prosperity consciousness “Christians.” Kelvin is the younger Gemstone brother and he’s gay. He collects a group of gay men to be his God Squad and work out for the Lord. Or something.
As they say in religious circles, with respect to diverse people getting along, “look for the similarities, not the differences.”
I’m sorry but under all Tucker’s homophobia is a huge gay queen trying to bust his way out.
— Jay Arnold (@jadedcreative) April 16, 2022
The pitch: “We open on sweaty men, oiled men, glistening, doing what real guys do. Then segue to a kinda high tech burning man ritual with like chiseled white flesh ignited in the crotch by a like hot ‘eternal flame of manhood.’ Oh, it’ll have torsos swinging axes, you name it!”
— Hal Corley (@Halcyon270) April 16, 2022
Can totally see him as the unwilling to willing, ‘straight’ to gay, ‘pushy bottom’ protagonist in a $2.99 Amazon kindle pulp fiction gay romance. Only question—would be paranormal/shifters, aliens/sci-fi, or light BDSM?
Not that I have, uh, ever read such stuff. Ahem.
— Clavdia Minor (@ClavdiaMinor) April 16, 2022
MTG declares women the weaker sex after airing gym videos of her cracking walnuts with her butt; Tucker bemoans our eroding hetero-normality by releasing the gayest minute in TV history. Discuss.
— Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) April 16, 2022
I've just gotta know what in the HELL is this supposed to be…
Is this the new Tesla Testosterone generating station? pic.twitter.com/XSitYTnYtT
— ℂ????? ????? ?? ???????? ?? (@DeepThought_CMc) April 16, 2022
I was close.
In related news, a photography service designed specifically for Tucker's acolytes is now available. pic.twitter.com/i1YxYG7xKh
— D. Lowther (@dlowther715) April 16, 2022
You know what’s ironic? Lowered testosterone levels have been linked to processed foods, such as Swanson Frozen dinners and that level of dreck. So I guess Carlson has decided to play both sides of the street, sell the garbage that causes the condition and then sell videos about the condition, which advertise, perhaps, the cure to the condition: that space alien charging station/loin cloth, whatever it is.