It’s all executive orders and pardons from here on out, folks, until Donald Trump goes to his final pomp and circumstance — and no, he didn’t get his flyover planes —  and gets aboard Air Force One to fly away. Trump is apparently thinking about making a contribution to culture, in the form of a garden filled with statues of American heroes. Here’s the list. ‘

Counting down the hours……..

 

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  1. The actual order has like 200 people on it. Does he actually think he can sign an order for a massive statue garden on the last day and that makes it happen?

  2. Chirstopher Columbus? The Italian guy who moved to Spain and who didn’t know where he was going, didn’t know where he was when he got there and did it all on somebody else’s money
    ps – not only did he not ‘discover’ America, he never even put foot on the mainland (he spent all his time in the Caribbean)

  3. Chirstopher Columbus? The Italian guy who moved to Spain and who didn’t know where he was going, didn’t know where he was when he got there and did it all on somebody else’s money
    ps – not only did he not ‘discover’ America, he never even put foot on the mainland (he spent all his time in the Caribbean)
    As for the list: https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/executive-order-building-national-garden-american-heroes/ – Lauren Bacall, Humphrey Bogart, Annie Oakley, John Wayne, Samuel Colt,Alfred Hitchcock, and Bob Hope ???

  4. Well, let’s go ahead and talk about statues. If like me you loved the old Mythbusters you might remember an episode where Adam and Jamie tested the myth that it was possible to polish a turd to a high gloss. Each tried a different method and the end result was the “CONFIRMED” stamp! So, gross as it might be I think it would be funny as hell for some sculpter to have a large block of feces (large enough for a life size statue) prepped and shape the thing into a sculpture of Trump, polished to a high gloss and deliver it to Trump at Mar A Lago or wherever he’s living – it will be interesting to see if the county bows down to him and let’s him live there permanently but that’s another story. The statue can be delivered with some fanfare to ensure some media coverage from Fox and other right wing outlets at least. Since it will be of HIM Trump will surely touch the thing, and who knows? Adorn it with an American flag and he might decide to do his “dry hump the flag” routine – it would be great to see him hugging that freaking statue! The best part of course would be the “reveal” when some time later he’s in front of cameras, preferably live and finds out what that statue he’s so proud of and has fondled is actually made of!

  5. Did he forget Ronald McDonald, Colonel Sanders, and the Burger King? (Even though he’d be more likely to lionize and include the Hamburglar, I guess.)

  6. Who’s around in The Whype House to type up these lists? Perhaps the pardon list got swapped with the list of Garden Heroes. Who knew? That’s why they call them political parties. Nobody has a good time.

  7. Somebody is in a “I have no f&*ks to give” and just gave him a list. But list was so long maybe he added a name or ten to throw Trump off.

  8. ok, I’ll give you Hannah Arendt, even though she was actually quite German, but seriously, Alex Trebek was as Canuck as me.
    And Grover Cleveland, great pitcher!

    • Toss in La Fayette (French) Kosciusco (Polish), Einstein (German), Graham Bell (Scots), Bob Hope (English), von Neumann (Hungarian), and Hitchcock (English). I’m more surprised he didn’t have Custer, Joe McCarthy and Edgar Hoover on the list and as for Buffalo Bill and Annie Oakley, ’nuff said.

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