Well, well, well. So it looks like the Dumpy Despot may finally be about to face his comeuppance. Always one to control the media narrative for fundraising purposes, Traitor Tot blasted out yesterday on Bullsh*t Social that he had received a Target Letter from the DOJ, giving him until close of business Thursday to appear before the DC grand jury. Don’t hold your breath on that one unless you look good blue all over.

Charges could be filed as soon as Friday. I told y’all that there was no way Jack Smith was going to let Fulton County DA Fani Willis not only steal his media thunder, but get a leg up in the court scheduling derby. And now it finally looks like Trump’s past is finally about to catch up with him.

When these indictments hit, this is a whole new level or peril foe Trump, both legal and personal, from anything he has ever known before. For several reasons. First, there is no comparison between the import of the two cases. National Security secrets or not, Trump has done a good job of making this look like a document storage disagreement. Doesn’t mean that he won’t get convicted, but it’s basically still a boring paper trail case. But there’s no way that a prosecutor can wheel a widescreen into the courtroom, play the 187 minutes worth of network coverage of the Capito riot, and have it look like anything but what it was, an organized coup attempt.

And this is just the crackers on the table while you’re waiting for your soup course to get there. If I was representing Trump, and thank God I don’t, the first thing I would when the indictments dropped would be to turn to El Pendejo Presidente and say, Buckle up Dorothy, you’re not in Kansas anymore.

For starters, no more hand picked, cow county yokel judges to go running to. The DC circuit is chock-a-block full of judges who have all handled high profile, public corruption cases before breakfast. And Trump’s little spin on the judicial wheel should feel more like a game of Russian roulette then getting a judge assigned. How about judge Beryl Howell, who signed off on Jack Smith’s charge that forced attorney testimony and document production from Trump’s personal lawyers. Or how about judge Amy Berman Jackson, who was the personal demon of every Trump miscreant who crossed her path. But my favorite would be judge Emmett Sullivan, who actually got pissed at the DOJ for not charging General disgrace Michael Flynn with treason.

When it comes to charges, temper your expectations. When you’re taking down a former President, a win beats a sensational charge every time. I’m not looking at seditious conspiracy, although that’s certainly possible. I’m looking more for conspiracy to defraud the US government, Conspiracy to obstruct an official government function, then I’d look for things like mail fraud, wire fraud, bank fraud and misappropriation of funds stemming from his bogus Trump Legal Defense Fund fundraising scam. The one chance I could see Smith taking would be charging him with aiding and abetting an insurrection, since conviction would bar Trump from holding any public office, federal, state, or local.

And all of you who needed a fainting couch when Smith refused to even consider moving the documents case to another location like DC, you can put that gin bottle away now, the shoe is about to be on the other foot. The first thing Trump’s lawyers will scream for is a change of venue since His Lowness can’t get a fair trial in heavily Democratic DC. To which Smith stands up and says, Your honor, right now we’re preparing for trial in the documents case in Florida in a district that Trump won by 51 points. Maybe the defense should just put their big boy pants on.

But here’s potentially the most explosive result of these indictments. Played right, they may just make Judge Aileen Cannon almost totally irrelevant. Trump is hoping to parlay either Cannon’s fealty to him, or her judicial inexperience to at the very least delay the documents trial until after the 2024 election. But that may well end up to be the least of his worries.

The DC circuit is full of vastly experienced judges. Unlike Cannon, they are highly unlikely to fall for Trump’s claims of campaign interference and an incredibly complicated case! If Smith has an early August arraignment for Trump and any codefendants, and a mid to late September, it’s possible that the judge, claiming public interest, could set a trial date in mid to late January, after Trump’s second bout with E Jean Carroll. Which would make anything Cannon does later almost unnoticed. Better for Cannon’s ego to go ahead with the prosecution requested December trial date, when she’ll still rule the roost.

One more thing. As Ryan Gosling said in Blade Trinity, It started with Blade, and it ended with Blade. And all the rest of us were just along for the ride. This is all about Trump. When the indictments are announced, with the single exception of a John Eastman or Rudy Giuliani for the conspiracy charges, don’t look for a laundry list of other names. There can always be another presser to nail flunkies like Epsteyn, Navarro, Eastman, and anybody else Smith scoops up. Trump is going to be the only star in this spotlight. As it should be.

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  1. There were sound legal reasons for the National Security case with the documents to be filed in Florida. Yes, Smith might have fought and won a motion to keep it in DC since all the documents were stolen from there but maybe he never had any doubt he’d have a strong J6 case to bring in DC and would be ready by around this time to file it. So, as you say he basically set Team Trump up. Even if they didn’t get Cannon (a one in four chance) they’d still be in friendly territory. I’ll bet the champagne was flowing in Trump World. Yet Smith was just playing with them, just to sweeten things when he yanked the rug out from under them. And I think you’re spot on that when Trump’s lawyers try the “we can’t get a fair trial in DC” thing Smith will do just what you said. And they and Trump will look like they got slapped across the face with a big ole dead fish!

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  2. Just on another topic (that dreaded “Read more” overlay front), I’ve gone seven-for-seven without seeing it tonight (eight-for-eight, if you count an earlier response to Ursula at the “Trump endorses No Labels” article).

    • Well, thanks for raising the matter. Problems can’t be fixed if the people who can do the fixing don’t know about them. When you first raised it a few days (or so) back and I saw others (being the main site mod I scan comments, and to make the ad folks happy slightly modify certain curse words) noting they were seeing it to I informed Ursula. Like me and so many others she wasn’t seeing it. And it was only today that someone said the freaking blue button didn’t work & that she’d been unable to open the rest of articles.

      My guess is that someone at the ad place decided to do some beta testing, and chose our little site for their experiment. Without bothering to inform Ursula. Hope that a-hole has gotten a dressing down over it. Hey, if people can’t open articles it doesn’t just cost us, it costs the ad people too because no one can click on one of their effing ads if people can’t open the articles and see the effing ads!

      But to you and others who have been affected by or following this matter, please speak up if you’re having issues. And be specific on what the problem is, when it started and steps (if any) taken to resolve in on your own. (which YOU did btw so thanks for that) Also, as much as you or others are comfortable with please let us know where you are. For example I didn’t have the problem and I’m in central NC, the area known as the Research Triangle. I know one other regular here who’s also nearby (maybe ten miles from me) who didn’t seem to have the problem. My point is that if something like this is only happening some places, the closer we can nail down the geography of who’d having trouble and who isn’t the more readily tech people can trace the problem if it’s server related. Internet traffic can flow through a lot of servers on its way to a given computer or phone screen!

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