What does MAGA stand for friends? If you said, My Ass Got Arrested then you win the prize! If you said Make Attorneys Get Attorneys, that will also work. And if you said Monitoring A$$holes Going Ape$hit, why, you must be standing over my shoulder and seeing what I see. Good for you.
Without further ado, let’s look at what Twitter has wrought in the short while since the announcement of Donald Trump being indicted on seven counts, with respect to the classified documents scandal at Mar-a-Lago.
First, we start with Trumpty Dumpty’s post-Truth Social meltdown. He’s not doing this rebuttal from his usual darkroom with the flags, he’s out in the light for this one.
“I’m an innocent man! Our country is going to hell! They’re coming after Donald Trump! Very unfair!” pic.twitter.com/rZ3H5lHoCj
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) June 9, 2023
And now MAGA reacts and it’s Burisma, Hunter Biden’s laptop, the nothing burger memo from the FBI that James Comer is using to try to hold Christopher Wray in contempt, yada yada yada.
I see they want to set the tone with someone charismatic and optimistic. pic.twitter.com/rZAVB1WJ7O
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) June 9, 2023
And beating Dr. Caligari Miller to Fox News is none other than Trump’s head cheerleader, Alina.
Given that you are representing Trump, based on history that won’t last much longer. https://t.co/5Uu2Xbw87I
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) June 9, 2023
Watters looks almost comatose. If he didn’t blink, I swear I would have thought it was a cardboard cutout of him propped in the chair and not a live person.
Oh, here’s Miller going up the stairs to the studio at Fox News.
Now where were we? Oh yes, more MAGA reaction.
This you’ll love. This is the head of Real America’s voice, predicting a Trump win and pardon behind prison bars. Very interesting spin on the American dream, eh what?
Real America’s Voice host Grant Stinchfield: “It won’t matter. There’s nothing in the Constitution that says he can’t be president from inside prison. And then once he gets there, he can pardon himself.” pic.twitter.com/Xs4WKryC7k
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) June 9, 2023
Here’s another proponent of the self-pardon of Trump.
For the first time in history, we have someone running for president so he can pardon himself.
Well, I guess Joe Exotic was first, so this is the second time. pic.twitter.com/fXfblvquNa
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) June 9, 2023
Tommy sounds upset. 🤣 pic.twitter.com/ne3RVwFccS
— It’s Mike again (@BlueDogsGuitar) June 9, 2023
Well, they can’t. So we’re good. pic.twitter.com/f6cppcvr3v
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) June 9, 2023
Alex, I’ll take, ‘How Do We Know Gaetz Just Had His Hunter TV Hits Cancelled’ for $500. pic.twitter.com/WYHSfisLli
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) June 8, 2023
Ronny Jackson is nowhere to be found. He must be on his eighth martini by now. I thought for sure he would chime in on his famous patient.
I would ignore all the hand wringing about his legal jeopardy. It’s not a Rubicon as many will claim. As Lawrence O Donnell just pointed out, we, as a country, crossed that 49 years ago. The criminal Nixon, after turning cannabis users into political prisoners, committed federal crimes while in office. The man he picked as VP, Ford, then pardoned him. That action set the stage for these white powerful men to BE above the law. We then crossed another one when the GOP chose this career criminal to be their candidate, then let him walk on two impeachments where the evidence was overwhelming. So the trail of breadcrumbs led us here. Time for this country to live up to our ideals. You know, unless you want to live in a fascist police state run by venal morons, as we watch the planet go past the tipping point and turn into an oven, giving our children and grandchildren a death sentence. Hyperbole? You wanna bet?
*points and laffs at the magats’ bigly, karen-like tears*
aaahahahaha!!!
*big ‘ol condescending smirk*
A storm of Maga snowflakes just hit the USA. Get your proverbial shovels…it looks like a blizzard.
I have a bottle of cheap bubbly in my fridge since 2016. It is the cursed bottle. No one is to touch it until the appropriate moment. I thought the 2020 Biden win would be enough to release the cursed bottle, but it was not. The impeachments failed. On the other hand, I feel I am getting closer to releasing the cursed bottle. Which scenario would you choose to release the cursed bottle?
1) trump strokes out and dies
2) trump goes to jail on whatever charge
3) trump admits guilt and begs for mercy from the court
4) other
5: All of the above
The only one that is even slightly plausible….#1.
If DOJ can indict Trump for willful retention of NDI and obstruction, they can indict ANYONE for willful retention of NDI and obstruction. The horror!
Senator Howler bitching about people in power jailing people is a bit much considering all he and his ‘pube compadres in the house and senate have been doing to Hillary, Hunter, etc. What, suddenly they’re not people in power? Granted, their abject stupidity means they are remarkably useless in wielding their power but they do try to use it against others. Hell, they succeed when it is used against ordinary citizens (LGBTQ+, trans, women, P.O.C., etc.).
Hey dude. #4: maybe he’s called back to Moscow, and on the way, he accidentally falls out of the plane at 20,000 feet.