Maybe the next thing we’ll see is Melania dancing Swan Lake in her stilettos. Even that would not be as incongruous as this is. Get ready for the hew and cry from martial arts practitioners everywhere. This is an insult. And of course Dojo Donald is eating it right up.

Weird awards must be the new thing at Mar-a-Lago. Saturday before last it was the gay guys pouring into the place to give Melania that weird looking statue. At least this is fun, Trump must be thinking. He gets to put on a costume.

Well, look at it this way: he didn’t have to pay anybody to cheat on a test, right? They just gave it to him. And it’s an award that actually exists, unlike Michigan Man Of The Year. So there’s some improvement there, right? I mean, when you’re talking about Trump you need to look for the silver lining any freaking place you can possibly find it. Even if somebody just overturned liquid mercury in the pop corn popper and now everybody’s going to get sick and die, hey, at least it’s silver, right? Right.

Trump can put this up there with his inheritance and his Purple Heart, things that were given to him and that he could never have earned on his own in a million years.

Here, if you’re looking for something weird that fits in with this, take a look.

And Trump’s going to love this: Putin’s got one. Putin has this exact same award. Although I think he actually earned up to the fifth level.

Nuff said.

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7 COMMENTS

  1. Since it is an “honorary” belt, it is meaningless. Still, the person giving him this meaningless award is of Asian descent-has he not been paying attention to the anti-Asian sentiment former guy has been drumming up for the past couple of years? That is the most inappropriate thing of all in this.

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