What’s a grifter to do? Donald Trump has been screaming for days now on his Truth Social platform and on any media outlet that will give him air time, that Joe Biden is the baddy and you need to look at him — and stop looking at Trump.
But they won’t listen! You believe that?! Trump has told them over and over again how unfairly he is being treated but they still keep investigating him.
On top of that, now there’s talk of Trump debating that pipsqueak DeSantis and that writer woman, that liar, you remember her? She’s taking him to trial in April. Trumpty has had his fill of all this and he’s pissed.
It’s a hoax I tell you, a hoax! I didn’t have my papers in a box next to my Corvette. I don’t even drive. Driving is for suckers and losers. But they still keep coming to bug me!
Let’s take a poll. What trial or legal embarrassment will finally cause Trump to blow a gasket?
- The boxes hoax;
- The Georgia rigged election hoax, questioning Trump’s perfect call?
- Pipsqueak upstart DeSantis, who doesn’t know his place and what do you mean he’s 23 points ahead? FAKE NEWS!!!
- Peekaboo James and her hoaxes?
- That godawful E. Jean Carroll, who lies now that she wasn’t swooned, she’s calling it something else. I thought swooned was classy for what happened, but no dice.
- Vladimir still won’t return my calls. And they’re perfect, too.
As stated before, with all this legal action in play, you would think that some judge would throw the book at Trump for something.
He’s imagining a lot of stuff that makes him feel like he’s Important.