It looks like the #BeBest couple are headed back to the bunker, this time to quarantine in the wake of news that presidential aide Hope Hicks has been diagnosed with COVID-19. Timing is everything in life, and this news flash, coming on the heels of Donald Trump’s impersonation of a rabid howler monkey on acid, at Tuesday night’s debate, and Melania’s exposure as the classless and clueless accomplice to Trump  — via the secret tape recordings made by her former BFF Stephanie Wolkoff — make this quite a scenario. We do so hope that they enjoy being alone with one another, as we will surely enjoy it when they’re out of our house and into whatever house of ill repute will have them.

Hope Hicks accompanied Trump on Air Force One to his recent rallies on the Magic Superspreader Tour, because in Trump world, it can’t happen to you (whatever “it” is) if you have enough money. So they’ve all been hanging out maskless and cozy. Trump likes to mock masks and social distancing at his rallies, the “latest hoax” of the Democrats. Hoaxes can’t kill but stupidity can and if Hope Hicks was a) stupid enough to come back to work for Trump and b) stupid enough to be a COVID denier, then the hell with her. She deserves what she gets. Business Insider:

“Hope Hicks, who has been working so hard without even taking a small break, has just tested positive for Covid 19. Terrible! The First Lady and I are waiting for our test results. In the meantime, we will begin our quarantine process!” he said.

This is the first time Trump would be quarantining following contact with someone who had the virus.

Hicks accompanied Trump aboard Air Force One to and from the first presidential debate on Tuesday. On Wednesday, Hicks also traveled with Trump and attended a Trump rally in Minnesota, CNN reported.

“I just went for a test and we’ll see what happens, I mean, who knows. … I spent a lot of time with Hope and so does the first lady, and she’s tremendous,” Trump said.

And it’s now being speculated that both Trump and Mike Pence could have the virus — which means that Nancy Pelosi should isolate so that we have some continuity of government. Sweet Jesus. Only in the final days of Trump world.

Maybe this Twilight Zone episode we’ve been living in ends with Trump getting COVID-19. Who knows? The You Can’t Make This Shit Up file self-destructed and went into the same dimension as the word unprecedented. It would serve Trump right.

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  1. AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..

    *takes deep breath*

    ….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    “Democrat Hoax”……Lady Karma does have a sense of humor after all.

    *smirk*

  2. In Spanish, one can usually just say “por”… and assume the rest.

    Por pendejo. (Is just the baseline…)

    Note: no masks. made fun of folks wearing masks.
    Note2: yet, he will avail the best the US Govt can provide.

    • Still early… but Trump’s election chances were not good and not getting better. Karma for some fools making fun of Hillary having pneumonia.

      Sorry, but just “Thoughts and prayers…” (same gusto NRA and Repubs used for years on school shootings).

      They made their bed…

        • The pharoah didn’t learn after the plagues in Egypt & followed the Jews to his doom. I know many don’t believe in anything outside the material world (As if they really understand any scientific field of endeavor), however, if there’s an all powerful moral force behind this mystery, may not be a good idea to mock the Almighty. Just sayin.

      • As I watched a documentary on the ‘elite’ SS unit that ‘cleansed’ Russian villages & later an entire town in France where they thought the resistance hid weapons, i was reminded where this goes if unchecked. First they rounded up the men & shot them in front of the women & children. Then they dug a huge trench & made the women & children strip naked & had them stand in mass in front of the ditch. They shot them all. Piles of naked bodies. No survivors. So no goddamn sympathy for the devil. I leave that 4the rolling stones. When I shed a tear for these Nazi sympathizers, i will let u know. 67 yrs old & none so far.

          • Dictionary: the group or part of a group regarded as the best, most powerful. They were the most brutal & loyal killers Hitler had. Sorry friend. They were, in fact, the best hands on killers the world had seen.

          • The Einsatzgruppen were German special duty squads, composed primarily of SS and police personnel. The commanders and officers were also members of the Security Police and the Security Service. The units were directly subordinate to the Reich Security Main Office (Reichssicherheitshauptamt or RSHA) in Berlin and were to operate regionally in coordination with higher SS and police leaders.

            Again, unless you were a Nazi, there was nothing elite about the SS.

        • I do not believe him. He needed a way out of the debates because if he cannot shout and scream and talk over everyone, he has NOTHING. NOTHING to day at all. He has no plans, he can’t plan he is stuck in magical thinking.

          • What is ironic is that Trump supporters had been predicting for weeks that fearful, senile Biden would “catch” COVID to cravenly get out of the debates. It may be they were just projecting again.

          • Remember, though…narcissism is called a disorder for a reason. Ergo, Trump would keep going on with his lying, if only on Twitter, if this was a genuine hoax. Pence has the mental agility to lie about his tests and stick to the cover story. Trump does not.

  3. Trump is positive for Covid.

    So now I will obsessively have a million questions. What happens next? Is the campaign on hold? What happens if he gets increasingly ill? How will this affect how people vote? Will he pull crap sitting alone with his G.D. phone?

    Good lord. Who wrote this airport novel trash book? It’s totally unbelievable and incoherent. (I mean the real life of the campaign…not the article, lol)

    • Answer #1: no one has figured out the question of what exactly happens next in the last four years. Answer #2: Without Trump AND money, the campaign has little choice. Answer #3: he’s already been increasingly ill, so use that as your baseline. Answer #4: it won’t affect anybody’s vote by more than a few. Answer #5: you’re assuming him to be conscious enough to operate his phone.

      My take: everything around Trump grinds to a halt until further notice.

      • You mean “for us”, Dana. For him, depending on the severity of his symptoms–and with his self-abused body, we should assume worst case scenario until further notice–he’s going to have his most miserable days in the residence yet.

  4. Given the age of the candidates and COVID 19, I’ve been wondering what would happen if one or both of them expired on the campaign trail. Like so many other questions I should have left alone, we may be about to find out.

  5. Remember folks…the chance that Frump & his team will be truthful is nil. The press may find out, but expect lies & more lies. If he died, they would do a weekend at Bernies deal. Slap some spray tan, 10grand for the hair, some hip sunglasses, & concoct a story he’s lost his voice. 40% of these zombies would be fine with a dead president leading us. Guess they’d b waiting for the ‘chosen’ one to rise up & take over the world. Just sayin.

  6. Damn, I used to think that the White House would need to be fumigated after Trump left. Gonna need a total scrub down.

    Wonder if these fools are going to get mad at the real workers at 1600 for wearing masks now? Wonder what Secret Service is thinking…

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