This would be a great black comedy sketch and nobody would be laughing harder than me, but for the fact that not only is this real, but that the headlines are filled weekly, nowadays, with tales of the latest mass shooting. It almost makes you wonder if media outlets should just establish a Mass Shooting Of The Day board, and be done with it, because we know that if there isn’t one being reported, somebody in America is contemplating one. Or buying the gun and ammo to go do one. Or writing the manifesto about why they’re going to do it.
That said, Jeff Jansen, a self-proclaimed “prophet” who leads Global Fire Ministries International in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, wants you to know that the ushers in his church are real men, they pack heat, and they’ll shoot you dead, “like a dog” as Donald Trump would say.
"Prophet" Jeff Jansen says that Jesus was a real man and complains that the church today has become "almost homosexual." At his church, Jansen bragged, the ushers all carry guns and won't hesitate to kill you if you try to start something: "Just kill 'em. Just shoot 'em dead." pic.twitter.com/9eCXdztT5I
— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) April 10, 2021
This is the same guy who predicted in February that Donald Trump would be back in office no later than June.
He’s not our president,” Jansen declared about Biden. “He is not, nor will he ever be. Everybody knows there was a red tidal wave, there was a Red Sea moment, which is a red tidal wave. And quite frankly, America voted in Donald J. Trump.”
“President Trump is president,” he added. “We will be rejoicing in the streets by March, April, May, June. There’s going to be an amazing turnaround. You just watch what happens. And the world will rejoice. Not just America, the world will rejoice because of this exposure. I’m telling you that’s going to take place. I’m going down with the ship on this. The Lord showed me this.”
I hope that somebody shows him this post. As fate would have it, a bar in Murfreesboro, MJ’s Sports Grill, follows this blog on Twitter. Or used to. They may be afraid to now, because the pastor will shoot them.