Open Letter To Mike Lindell Plus Brannon Howse Reminded Mike Who I Was On OAN

Dear Mike,

Well, it was not a great day for you today. Nothing technical worked, the MAGAs were calling your symposium a “nothing burger” — did you see that, Mike?  — and then the place emptied out mid afternoon. Here, a picture is worth the proverbial thousand words.

MAGAs reporting from Lindell’s big reveal today seem like they are pretty bummed out that what was promised isn’t being delivered. “Lot of information, not a lot of evidence.. kind of a nothing-burger.” pic.twitter.com/GXPPJ4ooNX

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 11, 2021

The hall clears out as Lindell presents evidence for “the big lie.” Day 2 of the symposium is almost over and we’ve not yet seen the PCAPs we’ve been promised. pic.twitter.com/FyO30MRczi

— Khaya Himmelman (@KhayaHimmelman) August 12, 2021

As Mike Lindell talks about his “evidence” on day two, the crowd wasn't having it and has mostly left. pic.twitter.com/8sG8CX3Old

— Zachary Petrizzo (@ZTPetrizzo) August 12, 2021

Now this would be bad enough for anybody to deal with, but you had two other killer blows. Yea, verily, bolts of lightning straight out of the blue. Maybe God is trying to tell you something, have you thought about that?

The first bolt from beyond was when you found out that Judge Nichols had denied your motion to dismiss Dominion’s case. Ouch. That must have hurt a lot. So, you went on an epic rant. Seven minutes long in fact. Now, I don’t have the ability to embed it here, but all who wish to hear it need only hit this link and scroll to the bottom of the page to hear you bellow like a wounded buffalo. (And for my readers here, be sure to catch the very beginning of this tape, where Brannon Howse reminds Mike of who I am. I do appreciate my fifteen minutes of fame on Jimmy Kimmel.)

Here are some highlights of your rant, Mike, if you’ve forgotten what you said. And you have been known to do that, no offense. Yesterday you vowed to stay on stage for 72 hours straight and then a couple of hours later said that never happened, so you might be getting a tad bit forgetful. Or, one too many brain cells have been burnt up from the chemicals, you tell me.

“This is — this is news to me. I’ve read this for the first time. This is really bad for our country. Everybody they — everybody needs to really listen up. On the first day here, I told you that that case checked with Dominion. I said it didn’t mean anything, except for one thing when they shoot everybody over to under lawsuits.

Well, there it was sitting in Washington, D.C. that was Giuliani, Sidney Powell myself, MyPillow. All these all these cases. That judge hits out there and said, you know what I’m going to do. I’m going to take this under. He hadn’t decided yet if it could move forward, and Alan Dershowitz told me this is the most important case in history for our First Amendment rights of free speech. Now, in my case against Dominion, MyPillow in Minneapolis, we went when we filed that a couple months ago after their loss, shoot the lawyer — the law firm that we hired — they fired the lawyer the next day after he had filed it. That’s just one thing.”

“Then the judge — there they were hit fed up with Dominion. Cause Dominion wouldn’t bring in — whatever they had to bring in, um I don’t know what it was whenever there first thing too bring in stuff for the case. They didn’t get it there in time. They missed the deadline and the judgment of said, ‘I’ll give you your Money or till Tuesday. I think it was — it was after the Fourth of July.

They didn’t come up with — they didn’t make it in time of the judge said stopped and said, I’m going to wait till the D.C. judge decides. Now, let me tell you if that judge decided to let these cases could move forward, everything your right to free speech everyone out there that spoke up against his machines — every single one, now you wouldn’t be able to go on any of these media. All this. You wouldn’t be able to say, Mark SuckerBuck, you want to be able to have an opinion! You wouldn’t be able — if you did, you’d be in fear of getting sued for everything.

Well, this happened. What timing? Everybody here’s the — put it back up on the screen. What timing? This is just new to me. The federal judge just put in this afternoon Dominion Voting Systems can move forward with defamation lawsuits against Rudy Giuliani, Sidney Powell, MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell, are you just reading this for the first time stream? Do you believe that? That is horrible?

Everybody your First Amendment rights of free speech just got blown out of the water. And what timing isn’t this timing? You see what he put up on the border earlier. This is terrible for our country. It doesn’t matter you — none of you out there need to worry about me. We’ve got — but this is your right. Sydney — and this is just the start.

There are over 200 lawsuits now that Dominion’s filed for threatening letters, that means all of them can move forward because that set the president for our country. What are you out there say something bad about the vaccine company. Say something bad about Tom. I don’t know your neighbor. It’s over. You can get sued for everything. Now, nothing matters anymore.”

Intriguing how you conflate losing a motion to dismiss with the end of life as we know it. Didn’t your lawyer tell you that this was probably going to happen? A lawsuit has to be truly meritless and frivolous for the court to dismiss it at this early a stage and any lawyer worth his or her salt could have explained to you that the likelihood of your motion being granted was the long shot.

So that was killer blow one. Then, dear God, your lead cyber expert, Josh Merrick, sold you for thirty pieces of silver to the Moonie newspaper, the Washington Times. Do read my story on that. Did you know that Dennis Montgomery of Hammer and Scorecard was involved? Because either way you answer that question, you’re screwed. If you didn’t know and others around you knew, then you’re being played. If you did know and you didn’t think it would come out, or worse yet, if you thought this loon would actually produce some bona fide evidence of election tampering, with his track record of finding Al Queda messages in Al Jazeera broadcasts, then you truly are a fool.

As Scarlett O’Hara used to declaim, “tomorrow is another day.” Yes, the last day of the cyber symposium to be exact. And I’ll be there, Mike, because this site is all about reporting on wingnuttery. You became the wingnuts’ wingnut the day you wandered through the rose garden with a set of crumpled notes in your hand, containing the words martial law.

By the way, how close to a billion viewers did you get? Asking for a friend.

Good luck, you’ll need it,

Ursula