Obama Saddened That Kavanaugh Did Not Blame Him


This was taken directly from the column of the master satirist, Andy Borowitz, in the New Yorker.  We’ve all had a hell of a week watching the Kavanaugh train wreck unfold and sometimes it helps to see some humor in it – and Horowitz is the best at providing just that.  Hope you enjoy!


Former President Barack Obama said Thursday evening that he was “saddened” and “hurt” that Brett Kavanaugh failed to blame him for his predicament at any point in his Senate Judiciary Committee hearing earlier in the day.

“As he was rattling off all of the people who had victimized him, I was sure I was going to make the list,” Obama said. “It was more than a little deflating that I didn’t.”

Obama said that as Kavanaugh listed such nemeses as the mainstream media, a vast left-wing conspiracy, and the Clintons, he was “on the edge of my chair expecting my name to come up.”

“It’s not a good feeling to be forgotten like that,” he said. “It was a tough thing to watch.”

Obama said that it was “a little comforting” to know that he was not the only person Kavanaugh neglected to blame in his remarks. “I just got off the phone with George Soros, and he is bummed as well,” Obama said.

In an official statement released after the former President’s remarks, Kavanaugh said that his failure to blame Obama was “a simple omission,” and not a memory lapse due to excessive alcohol consumption.

After that, I think I can handle another week.



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